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About Me

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.This planet has or rather had a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change....." -- Douglas Adams(And that about sums it all up right there. May his immortal genius rest in peace)

My Interests

Writing and performing sketch comedy, film-making, stand up comedy and suchTHE TIMEMASTER -- This will most likely be what I am remembered for/as... just watch it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1jViXimmS8

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who slides I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

"100 years from now, everyone living on this planet will be dead. So it's inconsequential really. All the bullshit you believe in. All the bullshit you stand for. What matters is what you ready to build. What you ready to pass on to the children." -- The Immortal Technique -- Words to live by

Movies:

This is me, Ill Tone and Bigs' submission to the 'Yo Mutha' contest that 24 hours newspaper put on wherein contestants must 'diss mother nature.'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFwcmS_NNzQ

Television:

This is comedy wherein I stand up. Some people refer to it as stand up comedy.

Books:

The Complete Works of Danny Mendlow Age 22... coming to a book burning near you soon.

Heroes:

Jesus H. Christ... and his coke dealer. He's got the good shit.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OcJjbt2_3E

My Blog

ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: Evolve Your Mind

Evolve your mind "I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do" "I'm just doing my job" "You can't _____" "I can't do that" "That's against company protocol." "That's just the way it is" "Tha...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

ODE TO YOUTH (A song I wrote)

This is what I presume older people's perspective of me is... I wrote it for James Brejcha to sing... because he's older. And always gets frustrated with me. And he nicely wrote a song abo...
Posted by Danny on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

Players Win Games... Coaches Lose them (Memo to bosses and leaders of the world)

Players win games. Coaches lose them. When you look at a team, any team, that is consistently successful, that makes it l...
Posted by Danny on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:33:00 PST

The best vidz around

COW, RAPE, SLIDE!...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

The New Science

Mathematicians often go insane chasing the dragon. The dragon is this; the belief that specified science will reveal one concrete truth. That math will triumph over physics will triumph ov...
Posted by Danny on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

War! What IS it good for? The D-Lo experiment, phase one

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Posted by Danny on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:54:00 PST

War! What IS it good for? The D-Lo Experiment, phase two

To kill a man is a crime in every nation on the planet. To kill a child, a woman, to rape... an atrocity often punished with the killing of the perpitrator, or the giving of them a life which most wou...
Posted by Danny on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:58:00 PST

WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT ABE SULLIVAN

Well, lots really. But where to begin is another story. I guess the beginning would be a good start. On June 19th 1984 Abe popped his large head into the world. But the really amazing thing is wha...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

The Three Little Muslim Housewives

The Three Little Muslim Housewives A short...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

War! What IS it good for? The D-Lo experiment Phase 3

Imagine you are an alien. You hover down to the planet earth and you spot a watchtower. Inside there are men with binoculars and guns, watching, scrutinizing, stopping anyone who attempts ...
Posted by Danny on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST