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Film Afficionado

Stronger than a side window in a van!

About Me


Hates Garden State with a passion. Wears Star Wars watch. Listens to vinyl. Bad hair metal is a plus. Watches old roller derby tapes and love the movie Kansas City Bomber. Ted Leo and I have made extreme eye contact on 3 occasions. Writing scripts, hoping to become a hollywood player. Just got my own place for the second time. Just bought a pair of women's jeans. I don't discriminate and I don't belittle. Unless I don't like you. Then your ass is mine... width="425" height="350" ....And I'm NOT a Mr. Bungle... width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

Writing all the damn time, developing ideas from one thought and making it an actual reality, music music music, Kim's DVD in the city, sushi, coffee houses, record shops, thrifting around in the Salvation Army, blasting my music way too loud, playing air guitar, writing in my journal and getting people to message me, blabbing on about my intelligence, cartoons, flash animation, reading up on pop culture, knowing everything about film, rockabilly, Arizona iced tea, obscure horror films, PAL format tapes/dvds, old movie posters, old man shoes...

I'd like to meet:

I would just like to meet like minded individuals, who are interested in having fun and just need someone to lean on sometimes. Listening to The Kinks one second and then Johnny Cash the next. Is that you? Would you want to help me out with my films/zines/comic book? Or just be a friend? Doesn't matter to me. IM me sometime: Dr No Is a Yes on AIM. Or email me at [email protected] I love emails. Email me now. I say, I say, now!And Takashi Miike. I want to tap into only 10% of his brilliantly sick mind... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....
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Music:

The Streets, Gnarls Barkley, Dizzee Rascal, Regina Spektor, Lady Sovereign, The Dresden Dolls, Shystie, World Inferno Friendship Society, Guitar Wolf, Brian Wilson, Brooklyn Charlie (my boy Taurean), Eagles of Death Metal, The Pixies, IAM, Astronautalis, Ditty Bops, Death From Above 1979, mewithoutyou, Bad Religion, An Albatross, Goblin, Oingo Boingo, Arsenik, Orishas, MC Chris, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, James Brown, Floetry, Radiohead, Eagles of Death Metal, Mastodon, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Cure, Cee Lo, Depeche Mode, The Wheel Works, Elvis Costello, Hank Williams, Jean Grae, Fiona Apple, Drag the River, Johnny Cash, Cursive, Junior Senior, The Kinks, The Soundtrack of Our Lives, The Postal Service, The Smiths, INXS, Duran Duran, Gogol Bordello, Electric Six, Deftones, Beastie Boys, Hum, The Beach Boys, Nas, Grandmaster Flash, The Break, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Aesop Rock, Finntroll, Decahedron, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Otis Redding, and so much fucking more...

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ....Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Werner Herzog/Klaus Kinski collaborations, Oldboy, Robocop, The Wicker Man, I Spit on Your Grave, Thriller: A Cruel Picture, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shaun of the Dead, Bringing Up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, Natural Born Killers, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Raging Bull, King Kong, Adventures of Robin Hood, Goodfellas, Wild Zero, Amores Perros, The Incredibles, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill Volumes I and II, Bubba Ho Tep, Pulp Fiction, Dagon, Re-Animator, M, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Dead Alive, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Donnie Darko, Zombie, Hellrasier, Pii, The Bloody Judge, The Driller Killer, Dagon, Requiem for a Dream, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Bad Taste, The Frighteners, Tromeo and Juliet, Cannibal the Musical, The Thing, The Last Starfighter, The Godfather I and II, Scarface, The Hidden, Time Bandits, Man Bites Dog, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Basket Case, Amelie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Back to the Future Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, film noir, german expressionism, chessy horror films, gorey horror films, zombie films and anything that can make me either laugh or think a little more is acceptable material. Unless Ben Affleck is in it. Then I shall burn all the copies.

Television:

Hmmm, strange, I don't remember there being no shows here. I guess I'll do a brief listing of shows, past and present, that I love.*The Simpsons* *Wonder Showzen* *Red Dwarf* *Strangers With Candy* *Married With Children* *The Shield* *Firefly* *The X-Files* *Thundercats* *Spaced* *Arrested Development* *Deadwood* *Carnivale* *Futurama* *Family Guy* *Robot Chicken* *Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law* *Aqua Teen Hunger Force* *Mr. Show* *Fawlty Towers* *Reno 911* *Three's Company* *All in the Family* *Bullshit!* *Extras* *The Office*

Books:

I Am Legend, The Tomb, World War Z, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Golden Compass, The Rum Diary, Gulliver's Travels, Slaughterhouse Five, Hocus Pocus, Deadeye Dick, Catcher in the Rye, Trainspotting, The Acid House, Porno, Fight Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Fahrenheit 451, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Greedy Bastard Diaries, The Thief of Always, Hellbound Heart, Survivor

Heroes:

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My Blog

My new year's resolutions...

I've got a few.Get a better job. But that's every year. Hang out with more people this year. Make a movie. Any movie. I'm sick of my excuses...Move out into a new place. If anyone has any cheap place ...
Posted by Film Afficionado on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

I realized something last night... I suck....

I'm not really a good friend. Yeah, all you great people out there might be saying I'm wrong. Or whatever else might come into those beautiful minds of yours. But I'm not a good friend. Not as good as...
Posted by Film Afficionado on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:31:00 PST

It makes me sad when it feels like...

One of the only important people to you is pissed at you.*sigh*Sadly, I'd be pissed at me too.:(
Posted by Film Afficionado on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

Not a Christmas list... but about a dvd collection

Omg! Paul Robeson... there's not much I can say about this man that hasn't already been said. But wait... nobody really knows much about him, do they? To be honest, I started hearing about him when I ...
Posted by Film Afficionado on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

Part 2 to my Christmas list (DVD goodies!)

Superman collection... Even though it has III and IV, it also has a ton of good stuff thrown in there. One of my favorite movies of all time. Now with the ultimate edition with Robbie the friggin' rob...
Posted by Film Afficionado on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST

If you were wondering what to get me for xmas, this is a partial list: Volume 1.

Marvel Zombies Hardcover collection... yumInfinite Crisis, new series... with one of the worst covers I've ever seenI'm a Batman fan... never read this, always heard great thingsSame with this one... ...
Posted by Film Afficionado on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST

Life and everything about it... (an update about my life)

    Is actually pretty good right now. Nothing to truly complain about. Just frustrated with myself and the way I just procrastinate like a mofo. Why do I do it? Because I've seen many ...
Posted by Film Afficionado on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:53:00 PST

As I type this story, I've worked overnights all week long...

I am thinking back on the days of my youth. Days that I don't miss by a long shot. Why, you may ask? Because I was awkward. I was chubby. I had no sense of fashion whatsoever. And my hair was just... ...
Posted by Film Afficionado on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:06:00 PST

Now this is why I love Danyell...

[01:49] Danyell: wanna a warm glass of milk and a knuckle sammich?[01:49] Danyell: that'll put you to sleep!!In response to my trying to sleep somehow.:)
Posted by Film Afficionado on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:52:00 PST

I was called a nincompoop today...

NINCOMPOOPNincompoop is a term for a person who publicly displays his ignorance. In the 18th century, the word was sometimes written as nicompoop or nickumpoop. The word is commonly used in all Englis...
Posted by Film Afficionado on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST