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Jonathan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I always hate these parts. Where to begin? Freelance writer, bouncing from gig to gig. I do more travelling than I do writing. Frequently running from the law, due to being an asshole who doesn't keep his mouth shut or his pen in his pocket. No, that's not some sexual innuendo. It's pure literary pun baby! Lived with many people... none have sufficed. In reality, I'm a loner who just goes from one end of the country to the other, searching for that woman who will share her life with me.If not... I'm all up for sex on the beach and spooning all over.

My Interests

Reading, writing... no 'rithmetic. Whatever that fucking means. Pepsi, fast cars, faster women, name tags, watches, records, vintage books, pictures from the 1920's or before, money (when I have it), money (when I don't), brains, Sealab 2021, critiquing everything and anything, good friends, better enemies, The Joker, lots more I'll delve into at a later date.

I'd like to meet:

You, you, not you, you, definately not you, maybe that person right behind you but not you.IM me sometime at LoveRockNotRoll at AIM.Or email me at [email protected], I'm hip with the gmail.and my future wife.

Music:

In no particular order... Drag the River, The Dresden Dolls, TV on the Radio, Belle and Sebastian, Ray Charles, Quincy Jones, James Brown, Queen, Spandau Ballet, MC5, The Postal Service, Johnny Cash, Al Green, The Misfits, The Clash, Public Image Limited, Radiohead, The Streets, Astronautalis, Cursive, Lullaby for the Working Class, Mayday, Regina Spektor, Guns N Roses, Bjork, Dizzee Rascal, Bubba Sparxxx, Big Audio Dynamite, Biggie, Tupac, Deftones, I Farm, Frank Black, The Pixies, Black Flag, Husker Du

Movies:

Drop Dead Fred, Six String Samurai, Once Upon a Time in the West, Death Wish, The Fly (Cronenberg version), Scanners, Crash, Dawn of the Dead (original version), Zombi 2, Man Bites Dog, The Wicker Man, Ichi the Killer, Gozu, Hero (Jet Li), Rocky IV (for the bogus patriotism within and the fall of a Dolph's communism), Visitor Q, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Television:

I don't watch much... just the lies on Fox News to make my day a real laugher. Adult Swim cheers me up when I get the chance to see it.

Books:

Anything Thompson and Vonnegut. I read alot... but those guys take the literary cake. Also Douglas Adams and Neil Gaiman. When I have time, I'll put up my own book list like Oprah. Only mine will be good.

Heroes:

Me, Myself and I...And those guys too.

My Blog

A shame, really

It really is a shame I haven't been on for quite some time. I don't know what gets over me. It might be the fact that I've been stuck on business in Japan for the last 3 months or so. Has it been that...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:47:00 PST

Not dead...

    Sorry to all my fans out there. I'm not dead.... yet. Just been busy with a multitude of events. Hope all is well. Send love my way. And naked pics, if you fancy. I've been quite lo...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

A mystic rust is a rust I like...

    Life tends to be boring right this moment. No running around naked with luchador masks as of late. Been listening to this female hip hop artist Shystie alot lately... you must all l...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 05:48:00 PST

Not sure how much longer I can take these foreign entities...

Not that any of you care, but I've been living in Amsterdam for well over... 4 or 5 months now. It might even be more, not sure to tell you the truth. The last few months have been a whirlwind of pot ...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:18:00 PST

Why I haven't been around...

A big story to be written up, actually.My loving aunt, who I was living with as of late, was found dead, brutally beaten to death in her home. I was out of town, trying to secure a job up in Seattle w...
Posted by Jonathan on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:03:00 PST