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Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo

The bears can smell the menstruation!

About Me

"Como Estan Bitches!" My name is Kim. I am a raging bitch, loving mother and devoted Wife. I love my kiddos and my sexy husband-tons, for they are my life. My children amaze me everyday and I feel very blessed to have two beautiful children whom I adore with every fiber of my being and a wonderful, loving and incredibly sexy husband.I love my incredible gay livejournal.I am a military kid who grew up in Mountain View Ca, and Okinawa Japan. I attended Mountain View High from 89-90 and Kadena High from 90-93.I really love movies like Dodgeball, and Anchorman, and I am a huge fan of Zombie movies. My fave, being Shaun of the Dead. I love music of many genres. As of late, European Metal Bands rock my ass off-All thanks to the hubby. I have a guilty music pleasure that I used to hide, and it is called Def Leppard. You know you love them too. I love old prog-rock these days. I love men with really dirty mouths. Bill Maher makes me hot and I want to have hot dirty sex with him, plus he has a really dirty mouth.Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

My daughter, my baby boy and breast feeding him (No, not weird assholes), my sexy husband, my tits, tattoos, metal, good music, zombies, my kids again, fluff, or known as cloth diapers, taking 189030200300 million pictures of my kids, making fleece blankets, painting, sewing, crafts, tea, make-up, cussing, ghetto talk, music, bad cinema, roller derby, rollergirls rock, cowbell, if you have to ask about what cowbell is...there is no hope for you. I like Bam Margera. Don Vito's neck makes me laugh. Oh, and naked hot-tubbing is fun at our house.

I'd like to meet:

"I've got a fever and the prescription is more cowbell." Really, I don't want to meet anyone else, so piss off.

Music:

I love music...lots and lots of music.

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Visitor Q, Audition, Lost In Translation, Band of Brothers mini-series, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, The Fifth Element, Return of the Living Dead, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Hard Boiled, Trainspotting, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, The Mean Machine, Once Upon A Time in China II, Jackass, Old School, Anchorman, A Nightmare Before Christmas and all Tim Burton movies, Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlust, Aliens, DodgeBall, Hope Springs, Colin Firth flicks, Ravenous, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Bad B Horror Flicks, Anime, Jet Li and Chow Yun Fat flicks, Movies about Drag Queens, Adam Sandler Flicks, especially Happy Gilmore, and all Hong Kong Flicks, J-Horror, and low brow toilet humor movies and many more-Pr0n.

Television:

Rollergirls!, Medium, crappy reality TV, but mostly educational shows on Discovery Health, History, Military, National Geographic. etc.

Books:

Band of Brothers and Stephen Ambrose books, Night by Elie Wiesel, The Body Farm, The Hot Zone, The Cobra Event, Interview with a Vampire, Lestat the Vampire, The Concrete Blonde, any WWII books, and JG Ballard's Crash.

Heroes:

MY FATHER! Dave Chappelle, Jet-Li, Greg Dulli, Christopher Walken. Peter Hook, Kristin Hersh, Rob Dickinson. Rollergirls!

My Blog

Poop loggy blog!

Dear Bloggy blog.  Nothing all that exciting has been going on.  I have been feeling like ass for the last month and half, and I am now starting to feel better. :)  Roman has had some n...
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST

Thank you!

I really appreciate everyone's Birthday wishes. My birthday was made wonderful by everyone's thoughtfulness. I love you all! *hugs*
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:59:00 PST

THINK ABOUT IT FOLKS!

Past/PRESENT/future If given the chance to go back in time and change the past, would you? Why? Why Not? Remember that there would be consequences for going back and changing time. Thoughts p...
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Enquiring minds want to know!

How you doin?
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Interpol?

Who is going?
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dude Broham, Bro.

I have had way too many friend and band requests today. Evidently people can't read the info about their shitty bands. GRRR. You know, I don't like adding people unless I want to get to know them, ...
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poppy Electronic Music, New Order and such.

Seriously, it makes me so damn happy! I am listening to New Order and Revenge. Right now Revenge's Pineapple Face is on and damn I want to dance my ass off, but my Chiropractor says no until I fix m...
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

INTERPOL-Feb 9th, I think

The hubby and I may just get around to seeing Interpol in February. I can't even fathom why people don't like them. I guess you either love them or hate them. I hear they are a great live band. An...
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kim and Crafts

I just made a bunch of Bath Bombs and they smell wonderful. This time, I actually got the recipe right. I am proud of myself. I am such a crafty nut. I am using this place to post because Li...
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's Christ-mas already!

Merry Fucking Christmas Bitches! ;) Stay safe, get lots of presents, eat lots of food and share some love!
Posted by Bessy The Dairy Cow...MooMooMoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST