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constance

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm fucking awesome. and by awesome i mean lame. i will destroy all robots, except bender, robot on the toilet and pimpbot5000. i'll fucking put a kitchen knife to your neck and slice you open if you do something rotten to one of my friends. i always get too drunk for my own good and sing songs of lost love into my bottle, i'm fun to be around if you're into that sort of thing. connie --
[noun]:

A real life terminator

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

the clash. playing guitar....playing clash songs on my guitar. listening to LAMF over and over again.breaking out in hives. snapping my fingers softly to songs. diabetes.drinking. sleeping. not having any friends. panic attacks.really fun stuff like that

I'd like to meet:

wes anderson.sir walter raleigh. and velma kelly

Music:

the clash. johnny thunders and the heartbreakers. the modern lovers. the velvet underground. motorhead. t-rex slaughter and the dogs. new york dolls. xray spex. the krays. the misfits. the adicts. the rolling stones. the cramps. uk subs. poison. the wipers. the adverts. richard hell and the voidoids. the exploding hearts. bruce springsteen. the undertones. motorhead. dead boys. one way system. ramones. flux of pink indians. varukers. neil diamond. the only ones. the strokes. coldplay. television. mc5. the beatles. pulp. iggy and the stooges. 999. the specials. the talking heads. david bowie. the 5,6,7,8's the arcade fire. the beach boys. the buzzcocks.

Movies:

a clockwork orange. chicago. the royal tenenbaums. .kill bill. lord of the rings. biodome. joe dirt. harry potter. half baked. happy gilmore. the Life Aquatic. anchorman. billy madison. waynes world.

Television:

1.the simpsons 2.conan 3.the brak show 4. family guy 6.did i say conan 7charlie brown tv specials 8. spongebob squarepants 9. arrested development

Books:

choke. fight club. the fuck up. a clockwork orange. the giver. requiem for a dream. death of a salesman. MAcBeth. invisable monsters. sideways stories from wayside school.

Heroes:

darth vadar, capt. hook, john wayne gacy. the boston strangler, the son of sam and oh yes JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

drive your ma to the bank/tell your pa you got a date

today while  i was walking to work i saw two awesome t shirts.  a chubby girl with a big smile wore a shirt with a set of salt n pepper shakers holding hands. above the shakers the shir...
Posted by constance on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:33:00 PST

my hearts in the basement my weekends at an all time low. v.3

i'm connie. i'm a taurus. i'm single. i enjoy long walks on hot coal and eating peoples faces off. i miss my best friend. i've pretty much hung out with her everyday for 7 to 8 years. she laughs at t...
Posted by constance on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:52:00 PST

Hum Kisi Se Kum Nahin

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Posted by constance on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:03:00 PST

phobia

i'm pretty pumped. chaos kitchen with phobia today,..it was nice, i ate for free drank for free and got in to a bitchin show for free. whats better than that? oh yea>>> i remember. i remember whats be...
Posted by constance on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:12:00 PST

oh my hearts in the basement my weekends at an all time low volume two

i can't sleep. so i'll just be a big bill gates ( or a lame-o) and waste the internets space...or something like that.its only wednesday... well i guess thursday now ...and i already want to paint the...
Posted by constance on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:11:00 PST

any day above ground is a good day

i'm getting sick. or it maybe my belly is rotting out. years of fast food and bottem shelf vodka. or maybe i just so happened to worried me an usler. i need a change. 11/11 make a wish...
Posted by constance on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:14:00 PST

oh my hearts in the basement, my weekends at an all time low

beer, vicodin and bowie are a bellys best friend. if only i could just, you know, shake being sick. eck!
Posted by constance on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:44:00 PST

my hair is falling out and i'm hacking up a lung

i wnt to the emergency room yesterday. "when it rains it pours and when its pours it's lame" i get sick like everyother day. and it's all wierdo things...next time i go those doctors are gonna tell me...
Posted by constance on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:42:00 PST

sometimes come home black and blue

i got a huge ass bruse( i think i spelt this the wrong way) on my leg. it might be bigger then your head. it hurts to sit down too
Posted by constance on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 03:44:00 PST

you think i'm retrospective of someone you used to know

sometimes people make really fucking big mistakes. and sometimes this person who makes these mistake feels guilty for what might seem like the totaly wrong thing. then there are the times when ...
Posted by constance on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:56:00 PST