I'd like to meet:
whoever is holding once my stash is gone
Music:
AC/DC, Adicts, Adolescents, Adverts, Angry Samoans, Boys, Briefs, Johnny Cash, Circle Jerks, Country Teasers, Cramps, Damned, Dead Boys, Dead Kennedys, Devo, Dickies, Dictators, Diskords, Eater, Elvis, Fear, FM Knives, Guitar Wolf, Henry Fiat's Open Sore, Hives, Kids, Little Richard, Makers, Michelle Gun Elephant, Johnny Moped, Motorhead, Mummies, Network, Peepshows, Pixies, Prostitutes, Queens of the Stone Age, Ramones, Reverend Horton Heat, Rolling Stones, Saints, Sex Pistols, Shocks, Slayer, Smogtown, Social Distortion, Some Action, Spits, Spitzz, Stitches, Stooges, Stray Cats, Supersuckers, Throwrag, Turbonegro, Tyrades, Undertones, Upper Crust, Weird Lovemakers, Weirdos, X-Ray Specs, Frank Zappa, and all kinds of other punk, rockabilly, rock, hillbilly music, etc
Movies:
Wild Zero with the drinking game feature turned on
Television:
If it weren't for the Simpsons, Comedy Central, and the various history channels I'd have tuned in something with Robert Goulet and fetched my magnum long ago.
Books:
As for literature, it's a tie between Leg Action and Leg World
Heroes:
Jimmy Bryant; Scotty Moore; Lemmy Kilmister; and if 10% of the stories are true, Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain