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Jay Diesel

Where i come from white boys aint lame dog!

About Me

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This is always fun. Describe myself huh... hmm. Normally its better if someone else describes you. because you only see what you wanna see. others see what you cant. like the song says You never know how u look thru other people's eyes Ill make u piss youself laughing or get pretty close. Im a reformed bad decision maker. I look forward not back. I keep on truckin...till the sun comes up. Ill make fun of the less fortunate.. then give em a $1. Im That Guy! The scapegoat, everything is always my fault. Just call me Charlie Brown the roundheaded boy who wants to rumble. Ill kick it oldschool and steal your Starter jacket. Ill kiss your sister. Love your mother, and slap your uncle..yeah the one with 3 fingers who plays the banjo. Ask me no more questions and ill tell you no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their...(u know the rest) Yes again im That Guy. Youll either like me or hate me so at least im given a 50/50 chance. Im Cooler than the other side of your pillow at night. I ramble sometimes. I talk cause my mouth works. Ill steal your medication.Im so SuperCool i should be wearing a cape. What else can i say that you wont notice when you meet me? Oh i may be a little bit crazy. but doctor says it will be ok with a couple more sessions. AIM my sidekick2 = DESonSK2 its on 24-7. feel free to msg me and complain about your day. The TrashHeap has spoken..Neahhhhhhhhhh!
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Never Sober
You are the kid who can't seem to put down the Ganja. You often find yourseld feeling more out of your zone when your sober then when you are stoned. You have permantly friend your brains and have aquired the intellgence of a 5th grader. You are fun to hang with but often hard to cummunicate with because you are retarted. Your a Chill person to hang with at the least
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My Interests

Porn...filming and participating. Anything and everything. if it keeps my attention... it works for me. STINKY SKUNK

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comBasicly Says i am "Messy, Disorganized, Not rule conscious, Rebellious, Rash, Weird, Ambivalent about chaos, Likes bizarre things, Anti-authority, Not good at saving money, Not a perfectionist, Leaves many things unfinished, Low self control, Strange, Desires more attention, Romantic daydreamer, Abstract, Impractical, Unproductive, Leisurely, Likes the unknown" Pretty Much Punked Me Didnt It?

Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You? My Birthday (halloween) Fetus
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Desert Eagle .50
Your Favorite Target: Arabs
Your Kill Count: 1,996,142,887
Your Battle Cry: "SHITBOX, FUCKERS!!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 7
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $184,874,231,853,469
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay Diesel
Birthday: 10-31-76
Birthplace: Claymont, Delaware
Current Location: Wilmington, Delaware
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish & German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberland and GanderHill ShowerShoes.
Your Weakness: Wouldnt you like to know
Your Fears: Like imma tell anyone that.
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon CheeseBurger
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What day is it
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask your girl
Your Bedtime: whatever day i passout
Your Most Missed Memory: how would i possibly remember that.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Dates?? haw
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither dont like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Dont like coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: thats funny
Do you Shower Daily: i try ha ha
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: wanted (past tense)
Do you want to get Married: maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: i try
Do you think you are Attractive: i guess
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: indeed
Do you play an Instrument: the radio
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: there goes that word DATE again. ha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never in my life
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: i believe so
Ever been Beaten up: attempts have been made.
Ever Shoplifted: yesinput type='hidden' name='question55' valu

I'd like to meet:

** ATTENTION Seeking Sane Woman For Friends Possibly More. Inquire Within **I wanna girl with extentions in her hair, bamboo earrings, at LEAST 2 pair. nah.. im lookin for whatever. serious,casual dosent matter. im sick of bein used n abused, want a girl who is not only my lover but a friend i can talk to. someone who can love/like me for me and see past all the dumb stuff ive done so far in life. Past is the past... the future is now and time waits for no man! So take a chance and just say hi. i wont bite.. but if u let me close i may lick. just a taste** Smoke One **Type Comment Here Jackass.

Music:


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Movies:

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Which Trainspotting Character Are You? ClockWorkOrange , HAIR , FourRooms , Snatch , KIDS , Spun , TrainSpotting , PulpFiction , Enemy At The Gates, ResivourDogs, Saving Private Ryan, Oceans 11, Scarface , HomemadePorno's , WatershipDown , Secret Of Nimh , Legend , Goonies, Empire of the sun, Cruel Intentions, Boogie Nights , Belly , Boiler Room , Bullet , From Dusk till Dawn , OVER THE EDGE , Donnie Darko , Lost Boys, Casino, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Raisng Arizona, Saturday the 14th. anything by Quentin Tarantino. Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico. also movies with Johnny Depp and/or Brad Pitt or Nicholas Cage. and Vampire movies. also anything by kevin smith. Vulgar was a sick movie.

Television:

Comedy Central almost 24-7. i got DirecTV, 500+ channels, and nothing is ever on, seriously. so i keep comedy central on, and sometimes the E! channel cause they play SNL now. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!! "Meatwad get the money G!" Family Guy RULES., American Dad. The Young Ones, Monty Pythons Flying Circus (i watch the BBC America channel sometimes)

Books:

How To Make Friends And Influence People

Heroes:

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this!" "No, I didn't. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it." ...
Posted by Jay Diesel on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST

Close Yet Far

Who said that I wasn't right?I've lived for years without a lifeDon't have a soul on my sideStill ridiculed despite how hard that I have triedDon't take me under your wingI don't need a hand, don't ne...
Posted by Jay Diesel on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:16:00 PST

OH WTF!

i just sat here, and for about 20min typed up this huge post about what all i did yesterday and other shit goin on in my life. then i hit Preview and it showed the post, so i hit the back arrow so i c...
Posted by Jay Diesel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST