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Merissa and Matt!!

....ill cut off the hand that was promised to me...and then we'll shake on it...

About Me

We are a sexy couple who have been together 3 years now. We love each other lots and lots (and have lots and lots of wild, crazy sexin'!). Merissa likes girls as well, and Mat likes to watch! So, it all works out perfectly in the end. Our best friends are two cool dudes with attitude named Chris and Soren. They are two wild and crazy guys!! Mary Jane is also a regular aquaintance of ours, but she makes us get the munchies!! We're all about having fun and Matt especially loves to hang out with his wang out! Merissa tends to be topless quite often...she really likes boobies, including her own! Oh yea, if you want to check out some videos they are in the video section...funny shit!
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My Interests

Matt...music and poetry and of course, movies. Oh, and Merissa! Merissa...4:20, sex, drugs and rock and roll. Oh, and I like getting sponge baths. And I have a regular job as a dental assistant believe it or not!!! Together... We bake s and chill with Mary Jane. We hunt hot chicks with our sexy chick binoculars. We watch lots of porn and have actually become pretty good critics. Girl on girl....the best. The Swirl.....NO THANK YOU!
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I'd like to meet:

Hot and sexy girls who want me!! People who are real and have some sort of intellect...although Mary Jane doesn't apply to that one! Mother Theresa....cuz she is awesome! Dyonisis....Janis Joplin....Merissa loves her!!!! Jim Morrison....Matt loves him (and Riss thinks he is hot.) And just generally cool people. Thugs and emo pussies need not apply!

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Music:

Merissa loves Janis Joplin, and Christina Aguilera(not for her music though *wink*) and the like! Matt likes Tool, The Doors, The Pink Floyd, The Mars Volta, A Perfect Circle, Kyuss, Johnny Cash, The Velvet Underground & Nico, as well as a few choice others.

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Movies:

MERISSA'S faves: The Labyrinth, Return to Oz, The Dark Crystal, The Goonies, Beetlejuice, Alice Through the Looking Glass, and Drop Dead Fred...a couple of classics if you ask me!! WE BOTH AGREE ON: The Big Lebowski....perhaps one of the best movies of all time!!! And Jeff Bridges gets really, REALLY high. By the way, the china-man is not the issue and Donny is out of his element, yet again. This aggression will just not stand!! Who peed on my friggin' rug! It really tied the room together, damn it! Matt - 3 Days of the Condor, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killer's, etc...

Television:

Matt doesn't watch television....But Merissa is a television fanatic!! My fave's are That 70's Show, Family Guy and that cool tatoo show on TLC (I know, The Learning Channel...how could I?) Miami Ink, I really want that girl KAT Von D to do me (in more ways than one) she does great work!!! Oh, and can't forget about Adult Swim - Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Home Movies are fantastic!!

Books:

Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace, Way of the Peaceful Warrior - Dan Millman, The Reconstruction of Religion - Charles Elwood, Player Piano - Kurt Vonegut, The Prince - Machiavelli, Catch 22 - Joseph Heller,Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoevsky etc...

Heroes:

The "STAY PUFFED MARSHMELLOW MAN" and GANDHI! ....

My Blog

Well........

Sorry we haven't been around in a while..but you know how the end of the year can be..sorry all...A few things to inform you all of..First, New tattoo appointment in a cpl days YEEHAW!!!!...Hector i'l...
Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST

Check out this video: Would you fuck me?

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Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

Check out this video: mc-donalds rap

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Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST

Check out this video: Josalynn Cedillo

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Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST

the weekend.....

    Well off to work...i  hate getting up with the sun..i need mas sleepies!!!...ah well have a  good day all!...
Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST

Tattooing.......The Tattoo God's have been apeased!...OR DIEEEEE!!!

    So i only can say thank you...i love my friends!!!!...we had fuuuuuun!!OR DIIIIIIIIIE!!!!...
Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

I LOVE HER!

    Ok so i found out last night my girl was in the prom race thing and actually was quite popular in high school!....now if you are like me you had, in HS, cliche's...ie..the popular o...
Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST

THIS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:31:00 PST

so.....

    so....i have come to the conclusion that despite whatever anyone's agenda may be, i no longer will feel left in the dark....i need the headache of feeling neglected like i need an S...
Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

TOOL SHOW LAST NIGHT!!!!!

    Last night's show was amazing aside from the lowlifes that were out!!!...we had a great time anway!!!!...ttyl!...
Posted by Merissa and Matt! on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST