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Smoke Weed

I don't like to breathe unless it's weed.

About Me

I heart marijuana. Weed, chronic, green, dank, kush, 420, bowls, blunts, pipes, bongs or vapes or whatever's around. Nothing better than medicating and getting buzzed, blazed, faded, stoned, high, or whatever you wanna call it. Give me good sticky, crunchy bud and friends who love to burn it.

My Interests

POT...That's it.
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I'd like to meet:

Looking to meet cool potheads in the LA area. Nothing too serious--just others who think a good day can be had blazin and watching TV...QUESTIONS FOR MR. SMOKE WEED:WHO ARE YOU?Who are you? Who is anyone? I'm a guy who likes weed... What else do you want to know?WHY DON'T YOU POST MORE PICTURES?Some on here have met me, know me, smoke with me. But mostly I like maintaining a hazy cloud of mystery.WILL YOU HOOK ME UP?Nope. I don't sell. I have family who've gone to jail for selling in the past and I'm not following. So don't ask.I'M UNDER 18, CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND?Yeah fasho, as long as you recognize I'm older and don't say or do something that might not look cool. Anyone who kills my buzz gets cut. So just be chill.CAN WE SMOKE SOMETIME?Yeahhhhhhh....if you're over 18. Anytime you're in LA, hit me up... It's always nice meeting new stoners....WHY ISN'T MY COMMENT POSTED?Because the spammmers ruined it for all of us. It used to be I could let everyone post away. Now, I have to review all the comments and it's too much work! I'm just a lazy pothead.

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If Smoke Weed was a South Park character, this would be me

Movies:

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Television:


Your Steven Hyde. Your the cooler than ice guy of
your circle. You enjoy living the 'high' life
and your extremely mellow. You take things as
they come and don't look too far into the
future. You tend to be somewhat paranoid and
believe that you cannot trust the government.
Your totally easy to hang with because your so
easy going and that what makes you so
fantastic!

Which That 70's Show Character Are You?
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My Blog

If your profile has been deleted

It's nothing personal. Send me a letter and an add request. I'm cutting my friend list down from 10,000+ to a more manageable number. That way, I can let friends post comments again&nbs...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

Twas the Night Before Kushmas

Twas the night before Kushmas and all through the houseNot a stoner was moving, not even an ounceThe bongs and the pipes had been packed with great careIn the hopes that St. Santa Kush soon ...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Devil Went Up to Humboldt

The Devil went up to Humboldt, he was looking for a sack of green. He was in a bind, 'cause Hell's weed ain't kind And his stash was gettin' lean.   When he came upon this young gi...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

The Stoner Raven (for Halloween)

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I smoked and got real blearyTaking bong rips from my new and perfect hitting RoorWhile lying faded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tappingAs if the cops had m...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:24:00 PST

I Do Not Want Your Bomb Ass Weed (To Green Eggs and Ham)

Do you want my bomb ass weed?"I do not want it, no-sir-ee"Would you like some in a bong?"I would not like some in a bongI do not want some, pot is wrongI do not want your bomb ass weedI do not want it...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST

The Wake n Bake Song

Let it be saidWhen I woke in my bedAnd before I got fedI ran out to the shedAnd put two tasty bowlsOf w~e~e~d~ in my head *puff puff* ~By SW
Posted by Smoke Weed on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST

Stoner Poetry VI

I wish I could watch my words like smokePass visibly across my lipsAnd out into a world that stretches far beyond my breadth of air My smoke can seem like an open fieldHits stretching far and wideOr n...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stoner Haikus

A Haiku has a 5-7-5 structure. 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the next, etc.... Here's some. Reach for Bic lighter The green plant sizzle sizzle Breathe out, ah, good times Lay arou...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stoner Poetry IV

This is how our day will beWake upLove makes cottonmouth taste sweetBreakfastAt a nice little place with old pictures on the wallCoffee andThe Sunday paper because stoners can be smartThen a tokeOr tw...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stoner Poetry II

When I die Lay me in a field of green So that I may return to the earth And be reborn As crystals, leafs and sticky buds But not stems And one day be picked And put in a bag And placed in the ...
Posted by Smoke Weed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST