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Tattooed Pirate

Doomed to Punch Carnies.........

About Me

I don't really know what to say about myself...I am in school to be an automotive technician. I am a gear head and I want to be around cars forever. If you really wanna find out more about and get a look inside my head....cut it open.

My Interests

Music, School, Drugs (although I am trying to cut down on that part), my artwork, tattoos, piercings, anything with an engine.

I'd like to meet:

anyone that doesn't annoy me greatly (this is a short list)

Music:

Reverend Horton Heat, Tiger Army, Social Distortion, The Blasters, Phenomenauts, Psycho Charger, Tool/APC/ anything with Maynard, Dead Kennedy's, Leftover Crack, The Crass, 18 Visions, Bleeding Through, Choking Victim, Dropkick Murphy's, The Casualties, Superjoint Ritual/Pantera/Down/ anything with Phil Anselmo, Primus, Bagpipes, Celtic, Manson, Psychotica, Old Major, Anal Cunt, and many many more

Movies:

Fight Club, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Forrest Hump, Clerks, Dazed & Confused, Apocalypse Now, Cumming in America, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, The entire Bikini Carwash series (classics), anything with zombies......

Television:

Simpsons, Invader Zim, Futurama, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Happy Tree Friends, Sealab 2021

Books:

anything Stephin King, Stranger in a Strange Land, oh there are so may to write down...

Heroes:

Myself, John Holmes, The guy who shot John Lennon, and all the soldiers that are still forced to stay in Iraq by our oppresive, idiotic president.....

My Blog

Just outta the Slammer

Well, I'm finally out of jail after doing a 30 day in stint in county.  NOt fun times at all.  I just posted some pictures up, so people should check em out.  I gotta go find out if I s...
Posted by Tattooed Pirate on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

Stupid (long) survey

LayersCreated by andy and taken 7854 times on bzoink!Layer.oneNameAustin SmithBirthdateJune 15, 1978BirthplaceDallas, TexasCurrent locationLawton, OKEyesBrnHairBrn (but dyed black)Height5'10"Righty or...
Posted by Tattooed Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am a bad American

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I like big cars, big hooters, and big cigars. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionar...
Posted by Tattooed Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Something I wrote......

Your Distance is Howling like a Wolven wind Bemoaning the rotting corpse of expectation. Your cries haunt this snowy shadowland. Your distance is mocking like some caged bird Aching with the cli...
Posted by Tattooed Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ramblings of Youth and the Downfall of A Nation

The world as we know it is coming to an end.  Traditional conventionalisms are coming to a halt.  Those youths that are deemed as societies thugs or anti-comformists are destined to run a world at whi...
Posted by Tattooed Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Star Crossed

Love slips silently away Like some pitiless waif Vanishing into the indigo night. Her tigress eyes emblazoned, cloaked Invisible inside black velvet like Two stars framed by a moonless sky. ...
Posted by Tattooed Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST