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ROD

THANKS JEN!!

About Me

Not too much to me really, just your average hang out near the park in my windowless van full of puppies and candy kind of guy.I'm in Iraq having a GREAT time. It's like Groundhogs Day san Bill Murray. What more could a guy ask for than slightly above welfare income? Not much more my friend, not much more. On the bright side, eating cafeteria food from a styrofoam box is getting me ready for the exciting and lurid world of Salvation Army Thanksgiving meal lines. Its refreshing to know I'll be prepared to be a "professional" bum someday.To keep my sanity I grapple and lift at the gym. Its blows off the steam, what am I talking about...there's no steam! I'm doing great (See above paragraph)! The gym is actually pretty decent, with the exception of the, how should I put it, homonationaliusguardium that choose to work out in packs of 5 or more and take up the benches just to watch each other life about 120 pounds grunting like birthing mothers.So stop by, drop me a line, say "Hi Rod, how ya doin buddy?" and so on....

My Interests

MMA and the stock market. Day traders unite!!!! Lets break the bank, raid the floor and SELL SELL SELL!!! PORK BELLIES!!!!The stock market and MMA have alot in common. If you don't know what your doing...you're going get FUCKED UP!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the guy with my DD-214. God bless that man.I'd like to meet the guys who invented the Geneva Conventions and kick them in the nuts.

Music:

Country mostly but I listen to alot. I steal alot of music so Im not about to get picky. Dwight Yoakam, Brad Paisley, Rick Ross, The Ataris, Plain White T's, and Flobots.

Movies:

"SPEED RACER" If you can survive the seizure it kicks ass! Im a big Comic Book Movie fan, waiting for the Hulk, Superman and the new Batman. Yeah, I know my nerd is hanging out but you can't get your eyes off it can you???

Television:

30 Rock, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Justice League!Tina Fey...amazing...simplya amazing.

Books:

James Cramer got me Mad For Life! If it can make me money its worth the read. For fun, Brad Thor and Andy McNabb.

Heroes:

Vets who got out and kicked ass at life, rich people who aren't afraid to be rich, artists who tell critics to fuck of, critics who tell artists to fuck off, and little kids who are still cute enough to get away with touching boobs and asking their parents if the fat guy who just walked in is going to eat all the food loud enough for everyone to hear. That kid ROCKS!

My Blog

Return to the BOX!

Like Star Wars sans the Wookies.  This place is what hells doorstep must be like.  Its hot, sandy, and kinda gay.  Anyone that knows what I do understands what I mean when I say, I feel...
Posted by ROD on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:22:00 PST

Out the Door...For One More!

Looks like its time to go back to the desert.  One more time.  Thanks to all my family and friends for your awesome support.  I love you guys like crazy.  I'll see you all in about...
Posted by ROD on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:22:00 PST

On the UPswing!

So it looks like like im going to stay in San Antonio when I get out of the Army!  Im really excited.  I love the area and my job will be doing what I do now, only a little better.....and wi...
Posted by ROD on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

Cant Get Out Fast Enough

I've come to the conclusion that I cant get to the desert fast enough.  Seems like so much has gone either not the way I want it to go or flat out fell through.  Getting your hopes up is one...
Posted by ROD on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:32:00 PST

Virginia Tech Didnt Have To Happen

I dont understand how 34 people got whacked by ONE guy and NOBODY took him down.  I dont get it.  He shot an entire classroom just about and NOBODY took this guy down.  Maybe the people...
Posted by ROD on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST

Poppas Got a Brand New Hat

So apparently the new hat is a hit!  Thanks everyone!  Think I'll be picking up a pair of boots this weekend.  My right shoulder is hurtin pretty bad.  Turns out I have an enflame...
Posted by ROD on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST

3 Weeks of HELL!

So I just got back from SFAS and let me tell you...its a KICK IN THE FUCKING DICK!  The program has changed over the last 5 years and its gotten ROUGH!  I wont go into details but let me jus...
Posted by ROD on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST

2 STEP!

I had so much the other night learning how to Texas 2-Step!  Loving it!  Well, I think its official.  Im a country music listener.  Even bought the hat. LOL  oh yeah...expect ...
Posted by ROD on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

I FEEL GREAT!!

I feel awesome!  My time in AZ really helped clear my head BIG TIME! I came back and everyones been telling me that I look different.  While I've been gone Ive hit the gym quite a bit gettin...
Posted by ROD on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

Learning to Salsa...

I've decided its time to learn to dance.  I hate going out and not knowing what I'm doing.  Therefore, I'm taking dance lessons.  I'm learning Salsa.  On top of MMA, I'm now dancin...
Posted by ROD on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:20:00 PST