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Viva la Jessikazombie

I am here for Friends

About Me

Im sarcastic, raunchy, vulgar and inapropriat ..Im pure poisonous evil. The only thing good about me is that I do not stand for any type of animal crulety. Any type, any animal, EVER!

My Interests

I have Bette Davis eyes, MINGA my dog RIP, shark sandwich, burlesque, comic books, pinups, 1920s to the 50s, zombies, ghosts, sweatshirts, L.A.M.B., coop, Black metal, sacrasm to the max, hairstyling, tattoos, tattooing, Irish music, waterballoons, striper poles, VIDEOGAMES, big fake boobs, commedy, graffitti, dirty movies, interior design, japanese things, I like being friends with skaaaanks, tons more, I like a lot of shit.

I'd like to meet:

your hot dad.

Music:

spinal tap

Movies:

return of the living dead, mostly zombie movies, and scary movies. comedy too, fooking hillarious comedy. Porn.

Television:

Its always sunny in philadelphia, family guy, simpsons, adult swim, ghosthunters, HBO smut, UFC, the price is right, tales from the crypt.

Books:

yup.

Heroes:

the orbitz gum lady... "no matter what!"