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About Me

I'm paid big bucks to play basketball, but I figured out a way to be paid big bucks without contributing much to the basketball part!Find out all about it at: carlosloozer.com

My Interests

Money, cheating, benchwarming, raquetball, money.

I'd like to meet:

A sack of money! or ...Another trusting, guilible old guy with lotsa cheddar... or... a better publicist!

Music:

J.D. Money, Liberace, Cobra Verde

Movies:

Mo' Money, Scarface, Fried Green Tomatoes, Gigli

Television:

Discovery Health Channel, where I can do research on injuries i need to claim I have so I don't have to play in Cleveland.

Books:

HOW TO SWINDLE A BLIND MAN AND MAKE $68 MILLION

Heroes:

Scrooge McDuck, Karl Malone, The Monopoly Man, Donald Trump, Benedict Arnold ... and the greatest hero of all, Myself.

My Blog

Tribe Witness Shirts

WITNESS THE TRIBEhttp://www.cafepress.com/carlosloozer
Posted by Carlos on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

Loozer on the air!

Tune in to the "Visitor's Locker Room" at http://www.fearlessradio.com around 4:30pm est tomorrow 4/29 Brian from carlosloozer.com is the guest....
Posted by Carlos on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:48:00 PST

Watch The O.C. Tonight!

Everybody tune in to Fox's THE O.C. tonight to catch carlosloozer.com's very own Tim making a very special musical appearance! Episode: "The Journey"airs tonight, 3/16 at 9:00pm ...
Posted by Carlos on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:39:00 PST

Loozah in the myspace hizzle!!

Whassup homies! Hah! Itz yors trooly the one and homie Carlos Loozahhhhhhhh.I been nursin' the hamstringizzle foh a long time and now i feelz GREAT! Anywhoo, check out my websit...
Posted by Carlos on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:46:00 PST