Money, cheating, benchwarming, raquetball, money.
A sack of money! or ...Another trusting, guilible old guy with lotsa cheddar... or... a better publicist!
J.D. Money, Liberace, Cobra Verde
Mo' Money, Scarface, Fried Green Tomatoes, Gigli
Discovery Health Channel, where I can do research on injuries i need to claim I have so I don't have to play in Cleveland.
HOW TO SWINDLE A BLIND MAN AND MAKE $68 MILLION
Scrooge McDuck, Karl Malone, The Monopoly Man, Donald Trump, Benedict Arnold ... and the greatest hero of all, Myself.