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Moses

I am here for Friends

About Me

PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Oh,This is the part where I am supposed to summarize myself in a few phrases and fun facts about me.And try to sound interesting and deep,in hopes of a friend request....naah I'll pass.My name is "To pull out of water".."disturbed state of an astronomical body's atmosphere"Or Moses Storm for short....And I am just making it up as I go. I invented a time machine..it only goes fowred..at regular speed. . . .And I don't have a "Top 8",because I am not comfortable with ranking people on there relevance to me.

My Interests

Wow,thats way to personal. I am just a male seeking mail..But since you asked,myspace.. I don't like shorts.. they are like pants that quit half way.I like mustaches ..they are like eye-brows for you lips.I don't like toasters..they just make your bread stale really fast.. and I am not into playing god with bread.I like fanny-packs..they are the bigist slap in the face to pockets..(suck on that pockets.. we don't need you).I don't like the band nickel-back... the hardist thing about being a nickel-back fan,is telling your parents you're gay.I like when people turn the opposite way of witch there blicker is signaling... Most people think this is a display of a dissarray mind..But I think they are just really prepared for the turn ahead.I don't like fax machines... why would you not just send an e-mail.. fax machines are about as useful as a baby's hand.why don't you just page me while your at it.I wonder what the word for dotts is in brail.I like grapes.... They don't go rotten. They go rasen. and if you get a bad one....it's ok..because you have a bunch to choose from..( c'mon apple,step up your game..you are getting your ass handed to you by grape).Alright camels,we get.Now stop showing off and drink something..Posting a bulliten is like shoutting at all your friends...how rude.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

MODEST MOUSE,THE SHINS, THE KILLERS,BRAND NEW,BLOC PARTY,SAOSIN,Artic Monkeys,Interpol,Feist, WOLF PARADE, THE POSTAL SEVICE ,TAKING BACK SUNDAY,Circa Survive,THE EXIT, GREGORY AND THE HAWK ,Peter Bjorn and john,pINBACK,THE STREETS,DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE,My morning jacket,THE STROKES,,THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS,SILVERSUN PICKUPS, JOSE GONZALEZ, REGINA SPECTOR,Common,TOKYO POLICE CLUB,BAND OF HORSES,THE KINK,THE WHO,CANNED HEAT,THE DOORS,RILO KILEY,IRON & WINE,SUFJAN STEVENS,Dashboard Confessional,ELLIOTT SMITH,THE WHITE STRIPES,RADIOHEAD,CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH,PHANTOM PLANET,TV ON THE RADIO,BRIGHTEYES,THE 88,QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE,TEGAN AND SARA,COLD WAR KIDS,AT THE DRIVE IN, AND MC-HAMMER.

Movies:

Anything with a real word cast member staring in it..

Television:

Arrested Development, the Office,its always sunny in philadelphia.

Books:

propaganda materials.THE Encyclopedia of Numbers.Books on religion. ...Confederacy of Dunces. The Brothers K. Anything by David Sedaris. Anything by Anne Lamot. Running With Scissors. Catch 22. The Beach. The River Why. Youth In Revolt. LAMB. Pancees by Pascal. A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius.And any book that has been made into a moive...its just esayer that way . . . . . .

Heroes:

NOW DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW ME ?

My Blog

band-aid

Why don't they make band-aids for black people ..?
Posted by Moses on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:05:00 PST

I think

I would make a good man sevant..I am very good at feeding people grapes.... I have practiced on myself for years.
Posted by Moses on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:01:00 PST

im very lethargic today

  must be the red bull decaf i just pounded...still tastes like wet car keys.
Posted by Moses on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:52:00 PST