The ~**L**~ Word

So, for years I had a whole "about me" section that remained pretty much the same until some douchbag spammer erased it all. As pissed as I was it was a blessing in disguise. The last "about me" was written when I was about 20 years old and went something like: "I like cookies and shopping and long walks on the beach, blah blah blah. It's probably better off that you didn't see it. To save you the time and agony, I have composed installment II of "About Me" into list form.
I AM:
-Messy
-Impatient
-Confrontational
-Outspoken
-Emotional
-Always Late
-A Child
-In Love
-Scatterbrained
-Easily Amused
-A Vampire.
I LOVE:
-Michigan Summer Nights
-Detroit
-Humble people who remember their roots
-A great cabernet
-Musical Theatre
-All Theatre
-Being young at heart
-People who inspire me
-Volunteers
-Survivors
-People with real talent
-Conscious Hip-hop (Sorry T-Pain)
-The East Coast
-The West Coast
-Going against the grain
-Accomplishing things people never thought I could do
-Shattering everything you think you know about me.
I HATE:
-Ignorance
-Intolerance
-Traffic in Los Angeles
-People who wait an hour in line to get into a club they saw Britney/Lindsay/Paris at in US Weekly
-People who put marishino cherries in their pinot grigio- in WHAT world is this okay?!
-Pushy people
-Name droppers. No. I don't care that Corey Feldman said what up to you while using the urinal last night.
-Loud talkers
-People who air their dirty laundry to anyone with ears.
-Bitches who put half-naked pictures of themselves up on myspace then complain about being "stalked".
-That song "Delilah". Dude may as well be crying while he sings it.
I HAVE:
-Parents who did everything they could to give me everything they never had. And then some. Who accept me for who I am. Who want me to be happy in whatever path I choose. Who believe in me. Who push me to do great things. Who have taught me how to be human. Who have shown me the type of person I aspire to be every day.
-2 brothers who make me laugh. Who put other siblings to shame. Who I couldn't live without.
-A family. Who could fill a football stadium. Who collectively speak about 56,985 different languages.
-Best Friends who are writers, actors, directors, designers, wives, entrepreneurs, producers, singers, artists, musicians, chefs, servers, students...who all keep me on my toes. Who pick me up when I'm down. Who I love very much.
-Lots of girl crushes
-Way too many shoes
-An Ebay addiction
-A Wonderful life!