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About Me

Myspace is an incredibly interesting place. Sometimes I find the coolest people that I may not have otherwise ever met. That's exciting. On such occasions, I generally try to think up something clever. But these days, sending a message rarely results in the progression I expect. Instead, I'm met by a security measure: "Before sending, please type in the following: 7EfYj75620O." Okay, sure. I'll type in the code, I'll play Tom's game. And even though I KNOW I've typed it in correctly, I'm prompted to do so again. It's only on this second attempt that the truth is revealed: "You must first be Bountiful Titty's friend before you can send her a message." Damn, Tom, damn. Am I to understand that I've just jumped through these hoops for nothing? Very well, I'll ask to be friends and send her my best, that's a simple enough appeal. Oh, but guess what: "Titty only accepts friend requests from people she knows. Please type in her last name or email." Gee thanks, Tom. How do you know that Bountiful isn't actually my long lost childhood friend? Perhaps back when her nickname was "A Cup" and we were still neighbors, she promised to be my one and only forever? Now we'll never know. Sometimes I get so angered by this that I go in and make my profile private, just to get even. But it never works. No one ever ends up trying to look, so I resort to putting it back to normal. I guess Avril's right, "Uh huh, life's like that."

My Interests

Martial Arts, Guitar, Violin, Chipotle. I'm a man's man: tough, dangerous-- a jay walker. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I tend to be fairly sarcastic. Not mean, just fun. I'll say things with a straight face when I'm totally joking. Like my about me section for example. I teach private swimming lessons to children half the year and right now I'm volunteering in a third grade classroom while applying to grad school to become an elementary education teacher.

I'd like to meet:

My father when he was my age. He was a basketball player. I'd want to see him play.

Music:

U2, Eric Prydz, J Mayer, J Johnson, DMB, MJ, Sting, Gabriel, Winwood, Stevie Wonder, Simon, Zeppelin, N Jones, Miles Davis, Coldplay, Beatles, Radiohead, Keane, Aerosmith, Beach Boys, James Brown, Switchfoot, Crosby Stills & Nash, Tom Petty, Clapton, The Stones

Movies:

Kristanna Loken, Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Love, Famke Jansen, Emma Watson, Jessica Alba, Famke Famke.. Terminator 3, Pirates of the Caribbean, V for Vendetta, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Fantastic Four, Keira Knightley Soccer Movie

Television:

Television sucks. Turn it off. But, if you want to see some fun videos, check out my video section and click the tab at the top called my favorites.

Books:

Political/Current Events

Heroes:

Jesus the Messiah; Muhammad Ali; The Apostle Paul; Martin Luther King Jr; Doc Holiday;

My Blog

The Longest Funny Story Ever: Digitally Remastered & Edited

1996 and first Date JittersHere I am working a double shift in my boring summer job at Baker’s Square, bus tray in hand. Though luckily, today things are different. I’m standing toe to toe...
Posted by J on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:22:00 PST

Score One Up for the Boys

Men: We’ve all read the following fairy tale and quietly seethed while surrounded by chuckling women, unable to express our true distaste for such a horrid butchering of a well known classic. Se...
Posted by J on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

Argument

"Where are all the clean spoons, dear" she hears him bark from the kitchen. Susan leans back smugly in the blue living room recliner while pretending she didn't. She knows the secret location of the h...
Posted by J on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:37:00 PST

This isnt my material, but its pretty darn good

A lady posted this ad on the Craigslist...It's ridiculously funny!! But what's funnier is the answer she gets...>> THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LISTWhat am I doing wrong? &. Okay, I'm tired of beating aro...
Posted by J on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:41:00 PST

Shout Out to Southern California

California, knows how to party.Yet do we value practicing basic manners? We live in a culture where it's considered optimistic foolishness to expect reliability, honesty, and accountability from one's...
Posted by J on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:40:00 PST

Still the funniest movie ever..

*Yes, another old blog*Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me...Any Gary Busey fans in the house? Perhaps I'm the only one, but Gary Busey is a well known actor (and crack addict) who has be...
Posted by J on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:09:00 PST

The Most Important Day of the Year

7/7/07: Yes folks, today I turn 27. Luckily, all three of my friends remembered and left messages on my profile board. Oh wait.. I have like 50 friends. Or maybe I don't.. Maybe I'm one of the obnoxio...
Posted by J on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:11:00 PST

An Honest Blog About Myspace

Signing up on Myspace is about joining the modern revolution, and an awesome one at that. The ability to write to any profile potentially belonging to Natalie Portman, the massive exposure when b...
Posted by J on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

Million Dollar Bambino

Don't read this unless you've seen the movie.. I'm serious. Million Dollar Baby is one of the more beautiful films I've seen this year, and I don't just speak of the lighting. To call this a...
Posted by J on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

Bat Out of Hell: The Red Jeep

One cold, dark, night not so long ago, two of my best friends and I were driving home together from a group event. It's that eerie kind of night, where one half-expects to hear a wolf howl at the moon...
Posted by J on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST