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Noah's Ark

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About Me


"Anna: Why don't you just kill us?
Peter: [smiling] You shouldn't forget the importance of entertainment."
My name is Noah. I go to U.C.L.A. I work for Daily Bruin Television. I'm obsessed with movies. I eat, drink,and breathe everything pop culture. I'm obsessed with television. I'm obsessed with Universal Studios. I'm nothing without my family. I live for Halloween Horror Nights. I love movie gore but hate the real stuff I'm a closeted sociopath. I'm addicted to horror films. I love reading about serial killers. I also like Degrassi, the Spice Girls and H&M. I'm a Jew thats fascinated with AIDs, Jesus, and Scientology. If being a camerawhore was an actual job, I'd be rich! I'm stubborn, moody, and I love myself. When I grow up I want to be Clint Eastwood. My view on friends is based on the judicial system, "Everyone is a best friend until proven otherwise." I'm one of the craziest people you'll ever meet. I have no heart, I have no soul, I can't feel emotions. But I pretend I do.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Some who has a sick sense of humor. Who laughs at death and knows how to have a good time. Someone who doesn't get offended easily and knows how to play around. Someone to laugh with. Someone to cry with. Someone to go to the movies with. Someone to be my friend :-)

Music:

Kevin Federline, Of Montreal, Johnny Cash, Tim McGraw, The Who, Gretchen Wilson, Big & Rich, Cowboy Troy, Loretta Lynn, Suburban Legends, The Beatles, Michael Buble, The Polyphonic Spree, Blondie, Janis Joplin, Rob Zombie, Rules of Attraction Soundtrack, King Kong soundtrack, Devils Rejects soundtrack, House of 1,000 Corpses Soundtrack, Hustle and Flow soundtrack, Classical music, Opera, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Spice Girls, Tupac, E-40, The Lonely Island, Easy-E, Sean Paul, Fall Out Boy, Lynard Skynard, Queen, Missy Elliot, Black Wallstreet, Biggie Smalls, Nomi, Mind the Gap, Nine Inch Nails, The Police, The Temptations, The Mamas and the Papas, Ray Charles, Hulk Hogan, Howard Shore, Jay-Z, Miss Kitten, Pittbull

Movies:

, E.T., Shrek, American Beauty, They Shoot Horses, Don't They?, Imitation of Life, The Last House on the Left, The Shawshank Redemption, Being Julia, Million Dollar Baby, Hotel Rwanda, Door to Door, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Donnie Darko, The Rules of Attraction, The Good Girl, Spice World, Schindler's List, Dirty Dancing, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man, Hulk, Unfaithful, American Psycho, Gozu, Marathon Man, Adaptation, Requiem for a Dream, The Pianist, Jaws, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, , The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jurassic Park, The Great Dictator, Hook, About Schmidt, As Good As It Gets, Chicago, Grease, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Love Actually, The Notebook, Super Size Me, Love Actually, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original only), There's Something About Mary, Joe Dirt, Napoleon Dynamite, Life as a House, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Big Fish, In America, The Ring, The Eye, Lost in Translation, House of Sand and Fog, Audition, Minority Report, Gladiator, Meet the Parents, Along Came Poly, Great Expectations, Inventing the Abbots, THe Event, Citizen Cane, Dawn of the Dead, Yours, Mine, and Ours, Dragonfly, The Girl Next Door, Sixteen Candles, Two Brothers, Resevoir Dogs, Cabin Fever, The Blair Witch Project, The Deer Hunter, Kids, Buly, Elephant Man, Psycho, The Event. Frankenstein, Crash, The Sea Inside, Amor Perros, The Motorcycle Diaries, Bad Education, Indiana Jones, 400 Blows, A Fistful of Dollars, Tommy, The Notebook, Godfather, Godfather 2, Scarface, Bad News Bears, Dracula, The Wolfman, Bride of Frankenstein, The Amityville Horror (2005 not the piece of shit 70's one,) Bad Santa, Gia, Love Me If You Dare, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, Liar, Liar, Anchorman, Beetlejuice, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, Breakfest Club, Sixteen Candles, War of the Worlds, Batman Begins, Rize, Storytelling, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Palindromes, Happiness, Capote, Walk the Line, King Kong (2005), Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Munich, The Hills Have Eyes, Thank You for Smoking, Terminator, Terminator 2, The Devil's Rejects, The Wizard of Oz, Paperclips, Transamerica, Wallace and Grommit: The Cure of the Were Rabbit, Borat, The Sting, THe Phantom of the Opera, Mystic River, Uptown Girls, Sherman's March, Turtles Can Fly, L.A. Confidential, Nine Lives, Mommy Dearest, The Player, Dead Man Walking, The Chumscrubber, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Kung Fu Hustle, Chopper, Forgotten Silver, Fear, Inveting the Abbots, Heavenly Creatures, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Silverlake: The View from Here, She-Devil, The Machinist, Tarnation, Maria Full of Grace, A Beautiful Mind, The Bad Seed, Rosemary's Baby, The Omen, The Exorcist, The Hills Have Eyes, Biggie and Tupac, Freaks, Don't Look Now, Wait Until Dark, United 93, The Break Up, Mission Impossible 3, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Borat, Akeelah and the Bee, Fateless, Summer Love, Scaredy Cat, Neverland, The Da Vinci Code, Cast Away, The Fast and Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and Furious 3: Tokyo Drift, A Praire Home Companion, Cars, Over the Hedge, The Notorious Betty Paige, When Do We Eat, Lucky Number Slevin, Click, Thank You for Smoking, Saving Private Ryan , White Chicks, Little Man, Natural Born Killers, Monster House, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, World Trade Center, Flags of Our Fathers, The Prestige, De Ja Vu, Stanger Than Fiction, Flushed Away, Jackass Number Two, The Departed, Hairspray, Battle Royale, May, The Queen, Blood Diamond, Inland Empire, Casino Royale, 300, Knocked Up, The Mist, Into the Wild, Shrek 3, Shrek the Halls, Friday the 13th, Litle Otik, Stardust, All About My Mother

Television:

How I Met Your Mother, South Park, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, Grey's Anatomy, The Simpsons, The Real World, Airline, The Soup, Blowout, S'cool, Degrassi: The Next Generation, The Apprentice, Extreme Makeover:Home Edition, The Office, My Name is Earl, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Oz, Sunday Morning Shootout, Ebert and Roper, Spongebob Square Pants, Wonder Showzen, Drawn Together, Pete and Pete, Clarissa Explains It All, Rocko's Modern Life, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Family Double Dare, Jeapordy, Deal or No Deal, The Munsters, I Love Lucy, Date My Mom, Next, Dismissed, E! True Hollywood Story, Earl Edition, Saved By the Bell, Full House, Supermarket Sweep, Taken, The O'Reiley Factor, The Nancy Grace Show, Access Hollywood, The Insider, eXtra, Entertainment Tongiht, 20/20, Dateline, To Catch a Predator, Unwrapped, Scare Tactics, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Saturday Night Live, The Simple Life, Over There, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, The Daily Show, The Chappele Show, Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Contender, Regis and Kelly, Oprah, The Ellen Show, Cops, Judge Judy, Jerry Springer, Elimidate, Blind Date, Boston Public, The Today Show, Growing Up Gotti, Monk, Mr. Bean, Benny Hill, The Weakest Link, How to be a Millionaire, Street Smarts, The Surreal Life, Distraction, Celebrity Fit Club, Flavor of Love, Strange Love, Iron Chef, Secrets, Law and Order, Fox Report with Shepard Smith, Best Week Ever, The Gamekillers, Say What karaoke, True Life, Boondocks, WWF, WWE, WCW, ECW, Last Coming Standing, Insomniac, Hogan Knows Best, Angel, Smackdown, Dinner and a Movie, In Living Color, Saturday Night at the Apollo, Fear Factor, Animal Planet, TLC, Road Rules, Yo Momma, Project Runway,Parental Control, Top Chef, Heroes, Jericho,Flavor of Love, ... and it goes on and on and on

Books:

The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, Fight Club, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs

Heroes:



TOM HANKS AND SASHA BARON COHEN Charles Manson, Jim Carrey, Clint Eastwood, James Dean,Steven Spielberg, Cheryl Spivak, James Dean, Gaby, My Brother Augustus

My Blog

We Gotta Do Something!!!

NOAH'S BLOG: NOW WITH VIDEO!!!!WOW! Okay so last week I ended my post with "I have a huge week ahead of me. Tuesday, a dream is coming true, Thursday, I might meet my obsession. I'm really excited!!!!...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:44:00 PST

Smile for the Gentleman and You Shall Get a Sweetie

Monday, March 31st:"Smile for the Gentleman and You Shall Get a Sweetie"So all my life, there’s always been one thing that I’ve been extremely self-conscious about and that has been my tee...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:26:00 PST

Lifes What You Make It, So Lets Make It Rock!

Sunday, March 21So Sunday was pretty much a chill day.I slept in and when I awoke watched some horrible television shows with my mom.My brother got home and we ended up going to the movies.We saw "Fun...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:39:00 PST

Death is Only the Beginning

Friday, March 14thOn Friday I went to my sister’s house for Shabbat dinner. We were celebrating my brother in law’s birthday and it was pretty fun. We watched the end of the UCLA game whic...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:27:00 PST

My Life Over the Past Month

Wow! So I don’t know what happened but I just got too lazy to update my blog and I regret it because now I won’t be able to talk about all the amazing things that have happened in my life ...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:56:00 PST

"THE" blog has finally ARRIVED!!!

So I basically screwed myself over BIG TIME for waiting so long to blog about the past two weeks. I was trying to do a weekly thing but for some reason I didn't so now I'm stuck writing about two week...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:11:00 PST

OMG, It's Hercules!

So I'm going to get this off my chest right away. The rain makes me super emo. Super emo = depressed, lazy, and suicidal. I swear, I want to kill myself. It just drains my energy. The rain is good fo...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:16:00 PST

The Hunt for Britney Spears Part 3

Yeah, so there wasn't an official blog for Part 2 but that's because nothing really exciting happened that night except for a lot of waiting around hahaSo onto yesterday.Woke up at 9:55 a.m. Met up w...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:37:00 PST

The Week in Review!

So I randomly just got sick so I'm gonna make this post short. You think I can do it?SundayMore Britney stalking. Dominic, Jelena and I waited outside her house for 6 hours haha No luck in seeing her....
Posted by Noah's Ark on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST

The Hunt for Britney Spears Part 1

Fact: Britney Spears is a ticking time bomb who might die any day now. There's even a website dedicated to guessing the exact date and time she'll die. (http://www.whenisbritneygoingtodie.com/) So ba...
Posted by Noah's Ark on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:58:00 PST