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!!!GIO!!!

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About Me

Shouldn't you already know this? Easy going, hysterically hilarious, open minded, takes showers, draws, paints, I do it all(in terms of art...and more, huh?), Love the movies, and a lot more. Now keep in mind these are just a few good features I have, out of many good features.For you Bastards who don't already have this: AIM-velisracerx218Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Youth of America-Birdbrain
Waking up: Manic Monday-The Bangles/Rock You Like A Hurrican-Scorpions
Average day: Me So Horny-2 Live Crew/Tainted Love-Marilyn Manson
First date: I Want Candy-Bow Wow Wow
Falling in love: Wild Thing-Ton Loc
Love scene: Afternoon Delight0Starland Vocal Band
Fight scene: Song 2-Blur
Breaking up: Goodbye to You-Michelle Branch/Gotta Be You-Suga Babes
Getting back together: Baby, It's You-Smith/Reunited-Peaches and Herb
Secret love: Get Mine Get Yours-Christina Aguilera
Life's okay: Tougher Than Leather-Run DMC
Mental breakdown: Asleep at the Wheel-Bloodhound Gang/Chinese Burn-Curve/Slippage-Goldfrapp
Driving: Papa Smurf-Boy from the Bottom/We Want Some Pussy-2 Live Crew
Learning a lesson: Loser-Beck
Deep thought: Boom Boom Ba-Metisse/Over My Head-The Fray
Flashback: White Lines-Grand Master Flash/I Want You Back-The Jackson 5
Partying: Viberate-Petey Pablo
Happy dance: Steal My Sunshine-Len/Mickey-Toni Basil
Regreting: Because of You-Kelly Clarkson
Long night alone: I Touch Myself-The Divynls
Death scene: Gone Daddy Gone-Gnarls Barkley/A Silhouette of Doom-Ennio Morricone
Closing credits: Don't You Just Know It-Huesy Smith and the Clowns/Grindhouse(Main Theme)-Robert Rodriguez
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I'd like to meet:

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Um, People I already know would be cool...but I'm always up 4 making new friends.Celebrities Id like to meet :Quentin Tarantino, Amy Sedaris,Sarah Michelle Gellar (Drool...), Rose McGowan, Dave Chappelle, Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Walken, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lewis Black, Pam Grier, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Stephen Colbert, Seth MacFarlane, Joss Whedon, Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, Bill Maher, Katt Williams, Margaret Cho, Robert Rodriguez,Wanda Sykes,Vince Vaughn, Kristen Bell, George Lopez,Nicole Richie, Chris Rock, Charisma Carpenter,Judd Apatow,Sid Haig, Lindsay Lohan, and a few others. Just really dirty people who don't give a shit what others think, cuz people can be lame as fuck, too many fakes out there who are so convinced everyone is just as deceitful as them that they stop at nothing to expose a truth that is not there.

Music:


Movies:

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Books:

Wigfield (Funniest Book...seriously everyone should read it!!), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell(Tucker Max is God!), Fray: Future Slayer, I am America (And So Can You!), How to Survive a Horror Movie, The Sin City Books, Ghost Story Books kick ass, Sex books are really interesting/funny,Any and all Kama Sutra Books(see. Sex Books) my Bykey comics, and um...I dunno, there could be more, I don't read as much as I should.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Heroes:

Florrie Fisher, Quentin Tarantino, Bill Maher, Denis Leary, Chris Rock, Jerri Blank, Lisa Lampanelli, Tucker Max, Jesus(I mean the mexican who did our bushes), Sarah Silverman, Lewis Black,Charles 'Chuckles' Manson, Artie Lange, Frank Sinatra, Todd McFarlane, Stephen Colbert,People who Graduated/attend from Brooks/Devry/American Career College, Tara Reid, Lynn Spears(The Mother), Chelsea Handler, Dave Chappelle, Benjamin Franklin, Tina Fey, Jews for Jesus, Jerry Springer, Roger Ebert, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Those Women who go on those "Baby Daddy Shows" on "Maury", Seal(he bangs Heidi Klum), Paul Mooney, Wanda Sykes, Larry David, Robert Rodriguez, The Editors at Maxim and Entertainment Weekly, Hugh Hefner, Ron Jeremy, Monique, George Lopez, Siri Cruise, Joss Whedon, Jeff Ross, Captain Morgan, Bill Clinton, Harriet Tubman, Bykey, Hookers, Strippers, and last but certainly least, Scientologists... .. ..

My Blog

Birthday Gift List...

Ok, so I know this is being posted short notice, with the best day ever being this Monday, but I am posting to give you bastards 3 days to buy me something. Now while I prefer gift cards/cash, I am co...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:46:00 PST

I refuse to drink the Kool-Aid...

Yes, yes, I am writing a brand new blog. I was trying to keep up, but god dammit I have a life...it's been pretty mellow until certain events changed things, which I am addressing now. *Sidenote: I am...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:46:00 PST

Diary of a Sad Manager Man: Day 7(The final day)

Day 7I didn't sleep at all last night diary.I had a long talk with Jesus. My firing isnt the end of the world...but he told me how to fix it. Clean everything up. Not just what I did last night, but w...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:55:00 PST

Diary of a Sad Manager Man: Day 6

Day 6Good morning diary, cant talk much now. I gotta run off to church. Be back in a few hours. Praise Jesus diary![Alan is the churches problem for the next 3 hours]Dammiy diary! They did it, they at...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

Diary of a Sad Manager Man: Day 5

Day 5Good morning diary, and praise ye Jesus.I love Christ this early in the morning. Makes me feel like a super hero, just noing that gods power is behind me. I deserve my own bible story...maybe aft...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:33:00 PST

Diart of a Sad Manager Man: Day 4

Day 4Good Morning Diary. I love you Jesus!What?!Ok...maybe I'm being a little hasty. I really like you Jesus. Is that better?Whats with that look d...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST

Diary of a Sad Manager Man: Day 3

Day 3 Good morning Diary, and praise thee Jesus!  It is 5 am in the morning, I don' have to be their till 9, but I figure I can get things done if I show up a bit earlier. I had a dream of ...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:20:00 PST

Diary of a Sad Manager Man: Day 2

Day 2Good morning Diary!Jesus!Im so exsited to days the day I get to instal the new soap dispenser at work to day...I'll bet this is what it felt like for Abraham when god viciously slaughtered his en...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:16:00 PST

Diary of a Sad Manager Man: Day 1

PrefaceHere is a man, we'll call him Alan. Alan is an underachiever in every sense of the word. 55 years old and he is an assistant manager at a small pizza restaurant. Unsatisfied, overworked, underp...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:53:00 PST

"One Missed Call" review...

"One Missed Call"...try suck my balls, this movie is by far the worst American remake of a Japanese horror film, "Chakushin ari", it makes "The Grudge" look like "Halloween" and "The Ring" look like "...
Posted by !!!GIO!!! on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:12:00 PST