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My Interests

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Music:

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Movies:

Fuck Dont Know Where To Begin...I lOve All Adam Sandler Flicks And a Huge Kevin Smith Fan (Silent Bob) for those of you thinking To yourself " Who The Hell Is Kevin Smith?"All The Cheech & Chong Flicks...ROFLMFAO!!!!!...My Fav. Actor is Samuel L Jackson, All Time Best Quotes of His are ..
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Code Provided by BoFunk.comNOT JESUS!!!My Name Is Zues!!!! You Know Zues??? Mt. Olympus..Father Of Apollo...DONT FUCK WITH ME OR ILL SHOVE A LIGHTNING BOLT UP YOUR ASS!!!!...Die Hard 3"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper, and the father of lost children. And I will strike down thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to destroy my brother. And they shall know my name is the lord when I raise my vengeance upon them.".....Pulp FictionAnd Ofcourse The STAR WARS Anthology IS DA SHIT!!!.. Fuck, fuck, fuck Motha motha fuck Motha motha fuck fuck Motha fuck, motha fuck nyoonch, nyoonch, nyoonch 1,2 1,2,3,4 nyoonch, nyoonch, nyoonch Smoking weed, smoking wiz Doing coke, drinking beers Drinking beers, beers, beers Rolling fatties, smoking blunts Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts Rolling blunts and smoking 'emâ€¦ Uh, let me get a nickel bag 15 bucks, little man Put that shit, in my hand If that money, doesnâ€™t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe. Ma jungle love yeah, owe, owe, oh, I think I wanna no ya, no ya, yeah what?!

Television:

Chapple's Show,Law And Order, Survivor, Las Vegas, Fear Factor, Monday Night Raw, 24, Dateline, MTV's Jackass,Beavis And Butthead, The Simpsons, Spongebob, Cops, South Park

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Books:

"Have A Nice Day" By Mick Foley "BluntMan & Chronic"

Heroes:

Kimberly Dawn, My Loving Sister And Worlds Greatest Mother.. I Love You, RIP

My Blog

SHIT

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. ...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:56:00 PST

Getting A Divorce

Dear Connie,I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact eachother during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was ju...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:08:00 PST

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Guy

For years we've all heard the things men shouldn't say to women, such as "Yeah, those jeans do make you look a little chunky," and "Why didn't you tell me you had a hot friend."We've been doing our be...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

Parental Guidance Suggested

Parental Guidance Suggested This has probably been covered to death, but here goes...Take a moment to read this fucking horror story before you continue further&The Sad Story of Megan MeierHow fucked...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST

What Kim Would Say

These Are A Few Words I Believe Kim Would Want To Convey To Her Boys On This Day So They Know Not To Be Upset Because She Is Now At Peace... &nbs p; ...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:33:00 PST

A Great Loss....

Im Sorry Peeps but i have to vent, My Family And I Have Suffered A Great Loss, I lost My 32 Yr Old Sister Too Suicide On Christmas Day...she was suffering with a bad case of clinical deppresion ...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:16:00 PST

Going The Distance

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Texan on an overseas flight.After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times, " the...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:18:00 PST

Martian Vacation

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock m...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:16:00 PST

A Fish Watching A Fly

There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it. There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so th...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:11:00 PST

Freshman Guide to Bra Removal

OBJECTIVETo disengage said bra without looking like an idiot. WHAT YOU NEED1) Girl with bra2) Two functional hands3) Common Sense TECHNIQUES1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms arou...
Posted by BiG DoG DaDDy on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:07:00 PST