I work full time, go to school full time, (I'll be an English teacher soon) and I have three kids. I have had a crush on Alan Alda since I was a kid. I am a feminist and liberal, waiting impatiently for the end of this administration. I read whenever I have a spare second or two and I think cherry Tootsie Pops are the most perfect food ever invented. And Caramel Twix Bars...they're good too.***The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.
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Frank Sinatra, Bob Dylan, Indigo Girls, Van Morrison, Violent Femmes, Alanis Morrisette, Flogging Molly, Joan Jett, Bright Eyes, Anti-flag, Pat Benetar, Blondie, Barenaked Ladies, Goldfinger, Dean Martin, Jill Sobule, No Doubt, Pink, depends on my mood. Or the kids. Lately I have been listening to a lot of Lazy Town and Curious Goerge.
Top all time greatest: The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, The Big Lebowski--Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail--Dogma--Empire Records--So I Married an Axe Murderer--A Christmas Story--the ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy--Harold and Maud--Juno
You're Siddhartha!
by Hermann Hesse
You simply don't know what to believe, but you're willing to try
anything once. Western values, Eastern values, hedonism and minimalism, you've spent
some time in every camp. But you still don't have any idea what camp you belong in.
This makes you an individualist of the highest order, but also really lonely. It's
time to chill out under a tree. And realize that at least you believe in
ferries.
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You're A Prayer for Owen Meany!
by John Irving
Despite humble and perhaps literally small beginnings, you inspire
faith in almost everyone you know. You are an agent of higher powers, and you manifest
this fact in mysterious and loud ways. A sense of destiny pervades your every waking
moment, and you prepare with great detail for destiny fulfilled. When you speak, IT
SOUNDS LIKE THIS!
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I don't watch much TV, but when I do, it's usually Law and Order, in any of it's formats. My most recent addictions (because that is what TV is if you are not careful) are Saving Grace and The Closer.
So many books, so little time. The Secret Life of Bees-- Dave Eggers (besides his books, he edits The Best Nonrequired Reading Series)-- Sarah Vowell-- Garrison Keillor-- The Dante Club-- Fran and Zooey-- Dante's Inferno & Purgatory (Paradisio sucks, reads like church)-- Sandow and Birk's adaptation of Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradisio. (Dante would have approved and it's the only way to read Paradisio.)-- Leaves of Grass -- Lolita -- The Illiad -- The Handmaiden's Tale-- anything by Sherman Alexie (Indian Killer especially)-- The KiteRunner -- anything by Tom Robbins (Still Life with a Woodpecker is my favorite)-- The World According to Garp & Widow For One Year (didn't like the rest of Irving's novels as well)-- ALL Harry Potter-- The Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia Wrede-- Love Medicine-- Mists of Avalon-- Alice in Wonderland & Alice Through the Looking Glass-- Emily Dickenson-- Where the Wild Things Are--David Sedaris-- Jennifer Cruise--Bless Me Ultima--A History of Reading-- David Copperfield--Trixie Belden and Nancy Drew--Reading Lolita in Tehran--Angry Housewives Eating Bon-Bons--Douglas Coupland--Alice Hoffman--The Light People--Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs--The Canterbury Tales (particularly The Wife's Prologue and Tale)--Pink Think--and by the same author College Girls (amazing feminist Non fiction, informative and entertaining)-- Native Son--Little Women--Little Men--Jo's Boys--Mark Twain (especially Letters from Earth and Mysterious Stranger)--The Oddessy--Beowulf--David Rakoff--David Foster Wallace--Cynthia Ozick--Sara Paretsky--Riding in Cars with Boys--And many, many More.
V.I. Warshawski, Pippi Longstocking, Ramona Quimby, Jo March and Hermione Granger.
You scored as Green. The Green Party believes in an America where decisions are made by the people and not by a few giant corporations. Their environmental goal is a sustainable world where nature and human society co-exist in harmony.
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