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fa[rbie]

About Me

"you just have this habit of making people fall in love with you, which sucks because when they tell you you're totally shocked and then they feel even more embarrassed."

i'm emotionally unavailable. a bit like samantha from sex and the city, but with less sex.

My Interests

Heroes:

Janice Dickinson.

My Blog

Results.

Yeah this is a bit late, but for those of you that don't read my bulletins: I GOT A 2:1.
Posted by fa[rbie] on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST

if you have recently been deleted, you may want to read this.

Recently I've chopped about 350 people off my flist.These are people I don't know, and bands that I'm not really crazy about.I have kept a few people I don't know- but only people that I talk to and w...
Posted by fa[rbie] on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:49:00 PST

I am so confused.

I feel like having a STRESS.This year has been totally FUCKING WEIRD. [best to start off a-swearing].I always thought my life was worthy of soap-documenting but this year [and it's only just april tod...
Posted by fa[rbie] on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:02:00 PST

It's all getting a bit sad and soppy!

It's hit me today, from reading my sister's blog, how much I'm going to miss Oxford.Last term, all I could think about was how much I wanted to get out of here; despite all my amazing friends, I felt ...
Posted by fa[rbie] on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST

BUY ME STUFF.

If you love me, you'll reward me for being so loveable with gifts of love. CLICK.
Posted by fa[rbie] on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 11:46:00 PST

A very long blog about nothing in particular.

*I always disable comments on my entries.* This is pretty much paraphrased from my lj so yeah, you can all comment on it there. I've not been upto anything majorly exciting but thought I'd post ...
Posted by fa[rbie] on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:22:00 PST

Mmmm Dublin.

Mmmm Kim!Mmmm Guiness!Mmmm new top!Mmmm new friends!Mmmm Valium!Mmmm @ being chatted up by one of the hottest frontment of one of the hottest bands around!D'oh at not realising the above at the time, ...
Posted by fa[rbie] on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:53:00 PST

Alternative Culture 101.

Ok, here's a bit of a rant. It was inspired by a bulletin that I receieved from a "friend" the other day (hi @ deleted you) saying how "shite" rap music is, and it got me thinking about how narrow-mi...
Posted by fa[rbie] on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 08:19:00 PST

What my friends have to say about me.

So you can all get a better idea of what I'm like...I am..."ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO IS ACTUALLY MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN HER MYSPACE PICTURES IN REAL LIFE. FA WILL MAKE YOU WET YRSELF WITH LAUGHTER. FA ...
Posted by fa[rbie] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Honey, your reputation is shit in this town.

Right. Hypothetical question that I don't intend for any of you to answer, as I've disabled comments :PHYPOTHETICAL SITUATION: If you piss somebody off ROYALLY, would you then go and attempt to make f...
Posted by fa[rbie] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST