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Fiyoncé

fi thinks every day is her fucking birthday

About Me

Bad(ly) influence(d). Short attention span.

I gave in to peer pressure, abandoned all my basic principles and started a blog. It is here . I am sorry.

My Interests

The only people who ever fill these things out seriously are lying.

I'd like to meet:

If you haven't met me, don't add me. It is STUPID and POINTLESS and I hope you DIE. If you do try and add me, I am going to assume for the good of my sanity that you are blind and have therefore been unable to read this bit. And then I'm going to ignore your request, because who wants disabled friends?

Music:

"Beats are static, don't break it down, hearts are beating alriiiiight
Beats are static, like one, two, keeps repeating all niiiiiight
Beats are static, it's not that hard, keep it even and tiiiiight
Beats are static, like three, four, keeps repeating all niiiight"

Movies:

"You'll never be a vegetable! Even artichokes have hearts"

Television:

"I love you, puffin"

Books:

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife"

Heroes:

!!!, 2many djs, arcade fire, architecture in helsinki, at the drive-in, au revoir simone, bat for lashes, battles, beirut, bloc party, blur, booka shade, broken social scene, built to spill, busta rhymes, cat power, chromeo, clipse, cut copy, daft punk, death cab for cutie, dfa 1979, diplo, dirty projectors, ellen allien, erol alkan, ESG, the faint, feist, foals, four tet, gang of four, girl talk, girls aloud, grizzly bear, gwen stefani, HEALTH, hella, hot chip, iggy pop, islands, jahcoozi, jay z, joy division, justice, kanye west, kelis, the knife, kraftwerk, lcd soundsystem, les savy fav, liars, love is all, ludacris, lykke li, M.I.A, madonna, the mars volta, metronomy, mewithoutYOU, mice parade, miss kittin, missy elliot, modeselektor, modest mouse, MSTRKRFT, N.E.R.D, nelly retardo, neutral milk hotel, nick cave, para one, paul devro, peaches, pixies, pj harvey, the postal service, the presets, psapp, q and not u, radiohead, rage against the machine, the rapture, regina spektor, sascha funke, sebastiAn, sebastian tellier, shakira, sinden, spank rock, spice girls, soulwax, sufjan stevens, supersystem, surkin, switch, talking heads, these arms are snakes, tiga, tired irie, tv on the radio, two gallants, vampire weekend, van she, willy mason, wolf parade, YACHT, yeah yeah yeahs, youthmovies. bass heavy beats.
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Voltaire, Maupaussant, Kafka, Rushdie, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Keats, Joyce, Burgess, Dahl, Waugh, Austen, Vonnegut, Murakami, Betjeman, T.S Eliot, Yeats, Auden, Baudelaire, Byron, Tennyson, Donne, e. e. cummings, Ogden Nash, Langston Hughes, John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester. D O R O T H Y P A R K E R.

My Blog

my name is fi, and i am a blogger.

something about blogging just isn't right, i do not trust it. however, peer pressure as usual has overcome my basic principles. so. voila:http://youropinioniswrongandiambest.blogspot.com/thank you. &nb...
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Posted by Fiyoncé on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST

Emma's 18th th th thhh th thh.

Last night Emma had a little soiree for her 18th birthday. Being the style icons that we are, Claire and I decided to go to the party dressed as clowns. (if you're an attractive boy, please stop looki...
Posted by Fiyoncé on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:41:00 PST

Lottie and I feign sophistication (not particularly successfully, either)

To celebrate a) that  it was Saturday and b) the fact that we love one another, Lottie and I decided to treat ourselves to a nice grown up evening out. We haven't been out together in so lon...
Posted by Fiyoncé on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

jack, and "nature"

I got bored and frustrated so Jack kindly agreed to accompany me to Wittenham Clumps, where I then proceeded to take tonnes of photos of him to prevent myself going insane over the fact I'd brought a ...
Posted by Fiyoncé on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:30:00 PST

last ever monday of college

It took me over forty five minutes to get from my house to college this morning, when I got there I bumped into Danni who told me we had a History mock on Italian foreign policy in ...(i'm not really ...
Posted by Fiyoncé on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:13:00 PST