ONE DAY WE WILL DIE AND OUR ASHES WILL FLY FROM THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA.. BUT FOR NOW WE ARE YOUNG LET US LAY IN THE SUN AND COUNT EVERY BEAUTIFUL THING WE CAN SEE......
How does one really describe themselves to the fullest on one of these sites? I mean we all turn into digital personalities anyway... How many of us are REALLY who we say we are when we asked to write something about ourselves for the whole myspace family to read? I promise to do the best I can....
Biographically, I grew up in a home where Jesus was my brother. He was forced down my throat more than squash, and quite frankly, both make me gag. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with anyone's religion or religious beliefs, but if you try to preach to me and tell me I'm wrong, I am going to hit you over the head repeatedly with the nearest copy of the bible I can find. Perhaps even mine. Whaaa? Yes. I own the bible. In fact, I think it is one of the most incredible works of fiction ever written. Right up there with Steven King's IT.. Both books ironically made me laugh and scared the living shit out of me. I just wish the bible had more entertaining characters like a human killing clown.. Or perhaps some fairies or unicorns.. No, it left those out. I was however, entertained by a lot of fire from the heaven's, and floods with an arc that could actually hold two of every living creature walking the planet...
But enough of that....
I am a little more 'emo' than I'd like to admit... I mean yes, if you fell down, I would laugh at you, but I would take you to the hospital if you were hurt badly. In all actuality, things would probably be the reciprocal. I mean, I eat it more than ex-President Reagan eats jelly beans. Partially due to fashion and it's damn heels and platforms. Speaking about fashion, I think people need to leave hipsters alone. Does it really matter if someone wears thier studded belt to the front or to the side? (thanks Annie for making such a great analogy) It doesn't really make you a better person for making fun of them, now does it? My uniform consists of the following: Wife beater, jeans, and some sort of tennis shoes.. Most likely converse.. Now, does that make me a hipster? I'm not sure anymore.. How about you hipsterhaters let me know.. Besides, I like the same music as most of you, and I probably like better music than a lot of you...
Fate: Doomed to walk the planet alone.
Diagnosis: Manic and severely depressed on Wednesdays.
Orientation: Yeah. I think I did that in high school once.
Dillusions: That good things happen to good people.
Body modifications: A tattooed work in progress. Some piercings.
The Truth: Mary Magdalen was married to Jesus.
Pisces: Water sign. Highly emotional. Socially awkward. Memory like a goldfish.
Poison: Cold Stone Ice Cream. Gets me every time!
Pet Peeves: Peter Pan Complexes. Flakes. Stupid people. Keanu Reeves.
Unavoidable Shit: Breathe. Work. Sleep. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
