Make-out parties. Zero G. Chimera. Couples' skate. Dance-offs. Antique switchblades. Subway infatuations. Business in the front/party in the back. Slow winks. Riverboats. Strip Scrabble. Prom dresses and cowboy boots. Power ballads. Trophy husbands. Mexican martinis. Japanese poke and prison tattoos. Margarita machines. Skulls. Etymology. Playing dress up. Finding the money shot. Throwing dinner parties. Carpet rides. Giving neck massages to people while they drive. Negative space. Tiki tackiness. Sociopaths and serial killers. Moorish castles. Streamers, confetti, goodie bags, face painting. Vegetarian sushi. Writing random poetry on people's arms. Man purses (or murses, if you will). Tree houses. Stewing in my own juices. Peeing with boys. Comparing war wounds. Hot pants and hot rods. Mid-day bed-head and raccoon eyes. Unusual beauty. Velvet on bare skin. Gold-capped teeth. Cheap thrills. Sewing buttons onto friend's clothing. Asymmetrical facial features. Kissing booths. Staring contests. White noise. Riding on handle bars. Immaculate conceptions. Taxidermy. Mapless road trips. Delusions of grandeur. Collecting Texas kitsch. Fun-shaped ice cubes. Sleep deprivation 'til the point of hallucination. Juke boxes. Stockholm Syndrome. Stitch n bitch. Tattooed boys in homemade muscle tees. Instant replays. Nostalgia. Speaking in code. Roller coasters. Siesta. Stolen kisses. Playing hooky. Mensa puzzles. Objectionist theory. Skinny dipping. Pen pals. Sun showers. Dusk. Kung fu fighting. Photo booths. Misfired synapses. Rasslin'. Fatal attractions. Spooning. Eye patches. Pillow fights in the dark. Wearing all black to the beach. Mix tapes. Brass knuckles. All forms of punctuation, especially ellipses. Breakfast in bed or picnics in the park. Mole people...
...And the hope of running into my doppelganger, at which point I will most likely implode.
My kind of crazy.
T. Rex. The Stones. Prince. ELO. Bowie. The Kinks. Otis Redding. Suede. Roxy Music. Donovan. Sam and Dave. Brian Eno. Foreigner. The Seeds. Ike and Tina. Clash. The Zombies. Stooges. New York Dolls. The Animals. Gn'R. The Jam. Etta James. Velvet Underground. Bauhaus. Queen. Joan Jett. Joy Division. Johnny Cash. The Ramones. Pulp. The Darkness. The Four Tops. The Spinners. Beach Boys. Motley Crue. My Bloody Valentine. The (Small) Faces. Black Flag. Richard Hell and The Voidoids. Ministry. Led Zeppelin. The Pharcyde. 2Pac. Nick Drake. Jeff Buckley. The Jesus and Mary Chain. Old 97's. LOVE. Danzig. The Cure. The Cramps. Blondie. Echo and the Bunnymen. The Yardbirds. Primal Scream. MC5. Pretenders. Oasis. Fleetwood Mac. Hanoi Rocks. Stone Roses. PJ Harvey. The Smiths. The Sonics. Thin Lizzy. Old school Michael Jackson. Snoop. Dead Boys. Gang of Four. Slayer. New Order. Pat Benetar. The Pogues. Supergrass. Sam Cooke. The Beatles (duh). Tribe Called Quest. Verve. The Misfits. Nick Cave. Television. Wilson Pickett. Neil Young. Cheap Trick. Elliott Smith. Creedence Clearwater. Ella Fitzgerald. Aretha Franklin. Sabbath. Iron Maiden. Marvin Gaye. Rod Stewart. The Boss. Al Green. Pixies. Kate Bush. Siouxsie and the Banshees. Journey. Hall and Oates. Any 80's cheese metal or butt-rock.
Harold and Maude. Gimme Shelter. 200 Cigarettes. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The Graduate. Easy Rider. Mommie Dearest. Heavy Metal Parking Lot. City of God. Tuff Turf. Saturday Night Fever. Best in Show. Showgirls (yeah baby!) The Man Who Fell to Earth. Dazed and Confused. The Cockettes. True Romance. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Baraka. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Fame. Y Tu Mama Tambien. Breakin' 2. Buffalo '66. Heathers. The Karate Kid. Barefoot in the Park. Sid and Nancy. Annie Hall. The Decline of Western Civilization I (and II). Jesus' Son. Sick (about Bob Flanagan). John Waters. Dig! Boogie Nights. Trainspotting. The Beaver Trilogy. Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Mean Girls. The Warriors. Secretary. The Royal Tenenbaums. Velvet Goldmine. Moonstruck. Bruce Lee. Rock 'n' Roll Circus. Barbarella. License to Drive. The Filth and the Fury. Almodovar. Drumline (for the sick beats) and You Got Served (for the sick moves). Any Tim Burton.
Sings me to sleep every night.
The Giving Tree. The Dirt. The Picture of Dorian Gray. Slaughterhouse Five. Choose Your Own Adventure. Madame Bovary. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Gravity's Rainbow. Of Human Bondage. Naked Pictures of My Ex-Girlfriends. The Air-Conditioned Nightmare. American Psycho. UBIK. Mad Libs. Where the Wild Things Are. The Wasp Factory. The Bell Jar. No Logo. A Brave New World. Valley of the Dolls. Stupid White Men. Charles Bukowski. Life Is Elsewhere. The Awakening. Fight Club. The Stranger. Please Kill Me. Love in the Time of Cholera. Charlotte's Web. And I Don't Want to Live This Life. Any David Sedaris. Comics: Transmetropolitan (Spider is the epitome of manhood) and Preacher.