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Ed Wood

I'm with The Underhills

About Me

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
A few of my photos . . .
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My friend Sav's podcast. Dig it!
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My Interests


I make the Pete Tong's Fast Trax show below every week. You can see them all athttp://www.youtube.com/InventaProductions
Pete Tong's Fast Trax Show 07.06.07

Cool Hubble Telescope animations. ..
The Doors "LA Woman" - Directed by Ray Manzarek. Awesome 60's promo ..
The Beastie Boys "Sabotage" - Directed by Spike Jonze. Quite possibly the best promo of all time. . . ...
The Hollywood sign from space (you can just about make me out sitting on the second 'O'). ..
Fletch - The Trailer. "Can I borrow your towel for a sec, my car just hit a water buffalo?" ..
Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks. Great Animation

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Aaarrrggghhh! Using the whole fist Doc?

Fletch - Quite easily the best movie of ALL time.
??Are you on a scavenger hunt or did I just forget to pay my dinner cheque???Oh, you've remodelled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.??You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?? I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy.??Well there we're in kind of a grey area.?Okay, how grey??Charcoal.?? Isn't there a children's book about an elephant called Babar?? I don't know. I don't have any.?No children?? No elephant books.??Thankyou Doc. Ever served time??? Aaarrrggghhh! Using the whole fist Doc??? Well, I don't find anything wrong with you.?Well, I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking.??Where am I??You're in the records room. Can I get you something??Do you have The Beatles White Album? Never mind just get me a glass of hot fat and bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.?? Excuse me Senor, are you a member of the club??No I'm not. I'm with the Underhills.?They are left Senor.?That's alright they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.?Would you like some drinks Senor while you wait? I will put it on the Underhill's bill.? Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich please.??Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick!??I'm sorry - who are you again?? I'm Frieda's boss.? Who's Frieda?? My secretary.?? If you're wearing rubbers leave them outside.??Frank, I need to go to Utah.? Utah?? Yeah Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming, Nevada. You've seen pictures.??Come on Frank, say yes. I'll buy you some new deodorant.??Look - defenceless babies!?? Got a gun creep??Shamu's got one. Borrow his.??You fellas wanna read me my rights??You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stamped on by him.?I'll waive my rights.??You'll like Chief Karlin. He's a nice man.?Yeah I hear he's mellowed out a lot since he came out of the closet.?? So, what's your name??Fletch.?Full name?? Fletch F. Fletch.? I see. And what do you do for a living Mr. Fletch??I'm a shepherd.? Officers would you excuse us for a moment??Yeah - why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other?? Why are you doing this Mr. Fletch??I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.???Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.??Are you always this forward??Only with wet, married women.?? Well, I saved his life during the war.?You were in the war??No, he was. I got him out.? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the mattress police. There are no tags on these mattresses.? I love your body Larry.??She looks like a hooker. Look at her! Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like thatWhat are you talking about? Of course not. Five, ten minutes top maybe.??Sally-Ann and Alan were married eight years ago. Never divorced making Alan a bigamist. Even in Utah.?Curiously she said we had roughly the same build. From the waist up I imagine.? The coroner had certified Stanwyk dead. Or extremely sleepy.

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