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Laurie

You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter!

About Me

I screw around with mathmatical theories by day, then screw around with music theory by night. I am the healthy balance between logic and humor. If you don't get sarcasm, I can be easily pegged as an asshole, but if you get it, we'll get along splendidly. Playing music has been my creative outlet and life since I was 10 and I wouldn't trade it for anything. I hit my bass like it's done something very bad, and sing just as harsh. *********************************************************** The current bands I play in are:
three weeks clean
and

orb of confusion
strike with might, and make it count. end transmission.

My Interests

Bass playing, singing, swapping jokes, playing shows/seeing shows, absurd conversations and theories. oh, and trying all these new beers out west(you guys have great shit out here!)

I'd like to meet:

The shredders, the musicians, the cynics and the heavy hitters. I definitely DO NOT WANT TO MEET LAME BANDS who enjoy crowding up my mailbox. stop doing that, it just makes you look lamer.Oh, and I don't add people I don't know.

Music:

The heavy/aggressive/ fast /catchy stuff. Kyuss, Kepone, Kiss, Black Sabbath, High on Fire, Zeke, QOTSA, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Life of Agony, Motorhead, Clutch, Candiria, Slayer, Helmet, Sam Black Church, Carnivore, Cro-Mags, Bantam, Ministry,Melvins, Neurosis, Turbo Negro, Fu Manchu, Misfits, American Grizzly, Helmet, Pantera and a buncha other I just don't feel like writing out

Movies:

The Prophecy, The Never Ending Story, LOTR, Star Wars, Star Trek, Dogma, Clerks, Things to do in Denver when you're dead, Resevoir Dogs. anything by Tim Burton. any movie with Christopher Walken.

Television:

Roseanne, The Simpsons, South Park, Thundercats, Daria, Dexter's Laboratory, Married with Children, Law and Order(regular and SVU) and Family Guy, Dead like Me, Weeds

Books:

Anything Spy vs. Spy and every single Choose Your Own Adventure book.

Heroes:

Spock, Orko, Yoda, Linus Van Pelt, Jim Henson, Charles M. Schultz.

My Blog

How pathetic.

I don't understand how NYC can have NYE in Times Square without problems, but SF can't deal with Halloween in the Castro. If I ever made a pro/con list about SF- this goes on the con side: From SF Gat...
Posted by Laurie on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:18:00 PST

now that i'm finally over the jet lag..

..it's time for an update. We made it back safe and sound. The tour was incredible! Touring with Three Weeks Clean was by far the most fun I've had.. ever. Two weeks of kick ass shows, ...
Posted by Laurie on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

score.

Hot damn.. In a little over a week, Three Weeks Clean is going to Europe for a two week tour. We're gonna leave quite the trail of slime. I've been waiting on this one for a REALLY long time. If we ha...
Posted by Laurie on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:50:00 PST

Subtraction

As I'm approaching the ten month mark of living in SF, I can't help but realize there are parts of my life that are missing. Parts I'm never getting back. This was the first September 11th I've experi...
Posted by Laurie on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:32:00 PST

I'm fine, me too/We're fine and how are you?

Well now, We've finally started to settle into the San Francisco living. I started this cool job and landed this sweet apartment. The 'hood looks a lot like Christopher Street/7th ave South. I have ye...
Posted by Laurie on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:06:00 PST

Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse

I can think of quite a few people that are guilty and should be punished accordingly. You know who you are!     VATNAJÖKULL GLACIER, ICELANDIn an emergency session Tuesday, members of the S...
Posted by Laurie on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:52:00 PST

CBGB vs BRC

So this is how it's gonna go down, isn't it.The BRC has decided that yet another shelter/digustingly expensive building/NYU dorm/whatever the hell they want is more important than decades of history.A...
Posted by Laurie on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 05:15:00 PST