I am a pretty cool dude who plays bass in NYHC band Hymen Holocaust. I'm a transplanted Bostonian living in the boogie down Bronx, who's a die hard Sox and Pats fan ( that's right, Fuck the Yankees!!!). I am a couch potato addicted to Snapple who likes to repeatedly watch classic
Ric Flair matches, and read true crime stories. I am a sucker for 80's metal and 70's sitcoms. Won't you be my neighbor?
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Iron Mike Sharpe, James Ellroy, and Sofia Vergara.