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About Me

I'm arguably one of the funniest guys you'll ever meet. Seriously. No kidding. I want to change the world one conversation at a time. I trust no one. I love positive people and detest negativity. I am constantly moving forward, I don't regress. I hate the past so much that I won't even talk about what happened yesterday. Ha, ha, I'm serious. If you're on my page to spy on me, I hope you like what you see, it's only going to get better. I'm a single dad of the most wonderful son on the planet. He's the second coming of me. I watch movies and read screenplays for a living, err, well I want to. Send me a friend request now!!! *Please don't send me a subscription to your blog. If I think it's good, I'll subscribe myself. Thanks*

My Interests

Reading. Writing. Photography. Film. Fashion. I love to write short stories and screenplays. I also run 5K's and half marathons in my spare time as well. Other interests: World Changing, Chess, Pixar Movies, Film Festivals.

I'd like to meet:

People who love to write, conversate and party. I also find illiterate people intriguing. There's a certain creativity about them that fascinates me. How in the hell can you get through life without knowing how to read?Also, people who have a passion for books that supercedes mine and a thirst for knowledge that's unquenchable. People who love to talk about anything under the sun, as long as it's interesting and funny. People who love to take vodka shots and drink Jagermeister out of the bottle when chilled at 20 degrees. Yeah, that's who I'd like to meet.......

Music:

What's in my CD player right now: Nine Inch Nails (NIN).

Movies:

Anything that has a really good screenplay.

Television:

A few shows here and there...

Books:

Currently on my nightstand: Independence Day by Richard Ford.

Heroes:

Patrick Mikkel Williams, who gives me strength each day to become a better person. My Parents and Grandparents. Anyone who wants to make a difference.

My Blog

BROKEBACK FOUNTAIN

I purchased Brokeback Mountain the other night. There were 4 DVD's on sale for $20 bucks at Blockbuster so I said, "What the hell?" It was between that and some corny ass movie starring Vin Diesel; he...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST

Things Men Should Never Do.......Part II

With the success of "Things Men Should Never Do" I felt compelled to write a Part II. Not because I want to get the response rate that was received from the first one because I really don't expect tha...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

Freedom Is Not Free

Freedom is not freeThe cost is priceless soldier There is not a medium of exchange for blood Because I could never put a dollar sign on your life While you struggle to survive on foreign soil I enjoy ...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST

Things that a Man should Never Do

Biologically, there are only a few things that separate men from women. Fortunately, we don't have vaginas, but men have boobies just like women. I was at the gym yesterday and actually sa...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

I am Able. I am Abel.

Yesterday, I arguably received some of the worst news of my life. News that really makes you question the sincerity of events, people and who you've become. News that makes you want to pack up, move t...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

The Art of Seduction: Part I of II

I heard the keys jingle. The front door creaked when she opened it. The hinges moaned and screamed mimicking the sounds soon to be coming from our master bedroom. I purposely removed the light bu...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Your Stilettos are Under my Bed

your stilettos are under my bednext to my bootsand your dress is a lifeless heap on the floorwhile your bra drapes across the couchin the living roomwhere it all beganand your panties are ...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

It's called Falling in Love for a Reason, Dummy

Courageous. Ambitious. Fearless. In my youth I was unafraid and inexperienced. Sometimes we all attempt the impossible. My feat was climbing Mt. Everest. One of the toughest, deadliest mountains in th...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST

HONEY IN MY RECEIVER

It was technically our tenth conversation in 2 weeks. I'd wined her and dined her. We even took a mini-vacation together. Midnight strolls and long conversations on city park benches. We'd spent consi...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

I was only kidding....

So I'm attending a business luncheon last week on behalf of my company. Yes guys, I actually have a job, and they require me to wear a suit and tie. I love ties, my last necktie count was at 103 ...
Posted by Dictator Jon on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST