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You ever notice that "Polish" (the nationality...as being from Poland) is spelled the same as nail "polish" remover [a solution that is used to remove nail Lacquer(ciclopirox)]? Anywho, one drunken night while while purusing the isles at local 24 hour pharmacy, Rite Aid. I realized there is a distinction. One makes you the butt of a lot of jokes, and the other will remove finger nail paint, give you explosive diarrhea, convulsions, vomitting and a fast ride in a fancy ambulance to the hospital while the paramedics make fun of you for being "polish" and drinking "polish" remover to remedy your "polish" tendencies. Apparently it doesn't work for that purpose. You kids following me on this? This never happened (or did it?), but it's funny...yes? I like to laugh. Cheers!
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I'm quite the accomplished artist as you can see in some of my free hand charcoal drawings. This one is of David Hasselhoff post Baywatch years. The photo realistic expression on his face is saying, "Don't you cry for me Susanna, I'm still a BIG HIT in France. I'm O.K. world!" You said it Mr. Knight Rider!My next piece is a detailed rendering of that Mexican guy from CHips (Erik Estrada)AKA "Ponch" ***NOTE: I was just informed that on CHiPs the actors were not cowboys, but rather cops riding motorcycles. The drawing is incorrect, but what can you do. Attention to detail has never been a strong point of mine. It's tragic really. Moving along...Our last gallery for today is of America's very own sweet heart... Ms. Jessica Simpson...look at those legs! Yes Please! BEAUTIFUL!

I'd like to meet:

#1. The original Batman...Mr. Adam West. #2. A carnival funnel lightly coated with powdered sugar and #3. George W. Bush. Three great American Icons!.. I'd also like to meet this guy...Wilford Brimley. You know he has DIA-BEEtis not to be confused with diabetes.

Music:

The Electric Company! late 1970's! What the hell what that? At least we can all count to twelve. 1,2,3,4,5...6,7,8,9,10...11,12 Do Do Do Do etc.

Movies:

Bob Ross (October 29, 1942 - July 4, 1995) on the ways of Love... ..

Books:

I'm not that much of a reader except while on the seat of higher learning (AKA The toilet). I'm a big fan of the "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" series. 90% of everything I know comes from those books and my two years of Kindergarten. Supposedly I was held back because I was too young for first grade...ummm hmmm...Yeah right!