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Simon

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

About Me

Hi everyone, I'm Simon, currently 18 from Durham... Love me football, mad keen Newcastle supporter, music (Led Zeppelin the ultimate Gods of rock). I'm very young looking and childish and pride myself on stupid jokes and pranks, but if you don't like that sort of humour then go fellate yourself with some false teeth... I am also set on removing the earth of Conservatives... Anyways if you drop me a line or whatever I'll reply and doubt I'd turn down a friend [email protected] for all those who use msn more

My Interests

Football, Cricket, Women, Mates, Drink...

I'd like to meet:

Alan Shearer, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Ozzy Osbourne, The Edge (not the Pizza the dude from U2), Shay Given, Steve Harmison, Colly, Pele, Maradona, and far too many women...
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Music:

Can't be bothered to list em...Think Led Zeppelin through to The Kooksbut not The Beatles I hate them bindippers

Movies:

Gladiator, Shaun Of The Dead, Italian Job (The Original, God I hate that remake), Ronin, James bond (take your pic), Austin Powers, Pirates Of The Caribbean, ...

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Bottom, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Top Gear, etc. etc

Books:

1984
Brave New World
can' be bothered to name anymore

Heroes:

Shearer, Tubes, Lovejoy, Bonham (RIP), Harmi, Colly, Freddie Flintoff