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Hello :) wanna know a secret? Well you can't.

I'm Maria and i'm a day dreamer:) I've never been known to make sense to anybody, not even myself. I love the simple things in life and i try not to take things seriously, life is for living and not for wasting.
And now a few words from her most sexual friends...

maria.. is well FANTABULOUS...shes an absolute nutter at times but still one of my best friends in the whole world :) shes fab :).. shes always funny and is always there if i need her. i love hanging out with her but miss her since she abandoned me to go to new college ! lol. anyways shes a luzy bum at times but isnt everyone :P i loves her lots and lots and lots and lots and lots though :) shes just one fab gal :P lol tooodles xxxxxxxxx - A la Twiggy

Maria is subject to many a torturing. She is regularly raped by myself and the twigster and although she screams, you can tell she loves it ;) Maria is full on in love with me, i swear one day, she'll be humping me, and she'll actually be absorbed by my body.. Maria doesn't have a lot of enthusiasm, and lacks the zest for life, but shes mint all the same, and like to talk about fellow bowel movements xx - A la Rachy T

As the words of the famous Blondie song goes "Maria, you've gotta see her, Go insane and out of your mind." Haha how corny. Possibly one of the best people Ive ever met (& I know alot of people). Oh how we've had some great times haha. Getting Tattoos together, making death threats with Rachel & just general Maria stuff. In general Maria is great & you have to love her cuz if you dont nobody ever will. Plus she looks like a Russian lesbian haha.xx - A la Sean

Mia. Is so much of a MILF I did her. And I'm her own daughter/granddaughter/great-granddaughter. That aside. Mia is purdy, with a nice arse, loverly boobs AND I guess she has a nice personality too (I only say that so that I don't look too shallow). I looove her in both a schmexual and notsoschmexual way! She's uber groovitastic with a way, way, way out personality that you would just like to smack the ass of.I luffs her too much.Anna xx - A la Anna

Me and Anna draw MINT pictures, cus well blatently, we're mint!

I wont give my msn to anyone, i like to know who im talking to online. Basically if you seem interesting i'll ask you for your msn or i'll give you mine if you ask. Blah.
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Im in Oxford!

yeah that's more or less it.freaky thing is though, im in exactly the same hostel as last time, in the same room as last time....aaaaand...the same bed! hahaha i thought it was funny, of the 1000 beds...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:49:00 GMT

Ode to my Twiggy

Here's a little ditty i wrote for my dear Twigglet :) Ode to my Twiggy : Oh Twiggy your eyes are like greeny brown puddles of beautiful piss! it makes my heart pound to just stare at them so! your vo...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 15:38:00 GMT

happyness!

this is for all you people who make me smile :)   Rachael's guitar imprssion that made her look like she was wanking off an elephant. She wee's out of her toes too Our bird/guinea-pig-swallowing-...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 22:43:00 GMT

poem-age

i have no talent for writing poems but i got bored and wrote this one, it makes no sense but thats practically the way i am :) forever in your shadowand i'm forever fighting with iti wont let it winbu...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:39:00 GMT