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tony

May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman

About Me

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Name: tony spaloney
Birthday: the same day as Pat Butcher offov eastenders
Birthplace: the toon
Current Location: living room
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: skin
Height: 6'3"ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends if its making love or casual sex
Your Heritage: yorkshire
The Shoes You Wore Today: none so far
Your Weakness: porn
Your Fears: wasps and the FBI
Your Perfect Pizza: veggie with jalepenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: assemble a piece of flatpack properly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sorry
Thoughts First Waking Up: scratch, wee-wee, coffee, tab
Your Best Physical Feature: too many to pick from
Your Bedtime: when i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno, missed it
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi max
MacDonalds or Burger King: subway
Single or Group Dates: wh..?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: oh aye
Do you Swear: shit no
Do you Sing: very well
Do you Shower Daily: bath daily
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: only to look at girls
Do you want to get Married: not bovvered
Do you belive in yourself: yes, every other fucker's made up
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i stand still
Do you think you are Attractive: no point arguing with facts
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: ooh! yes!
Do you play an Instrument: bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only for illness
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not technically
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: is that like a shopping centre? if so then yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but they are nice
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: puke
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: as if
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: frequently
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: noisily
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pop star
What country would you most like to Visit: new zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not blind
Favourite Hair Color: not ginger
Short or Long Hair: as long as its not a dyke hair cut, doesnt matter
Height: taller than a dwarf
Weight: lighter than an orc
Best Clothing Style: flowery
Number of Drugs I have taken: sheesh..aspirin, amoxycillin, diazepam, paracetamol etc
Number of CDs I own: i'm not going to count them
Number of Piercings: none any more
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: je ne regrette rien
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Which Newcastle United player are you?

Alan Shearer - The Legend
You are the legend in your town. People respect you, and bow down to you. You are a team leader, and expert in your field... Well done for being so great!!!
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What Family Guy character are you?? !!Pictures!!

Quagmire.. Never gives up with the ladies
Can you get enough sex?? Aside from being immune to mace you have many other skills. You can fly a plane... And have sex with anyone... anywhere. Except for Lois
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My Interests

The new project-singist for DeeExpus (check the profile song, that's me), video games, reading, drinking beer and smoking tabs, the ritual humilitaion of supporting Newcastle, karaoke and other things that interest me.

I'd like to meet:

an alien, an intelligent mackem, a genuine Manchester United fan, a pleasant charv, a genie ensconced within a dirty lamp.mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=9 1071298" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426"

Music:

Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Kings X, Badlands, queensryche, blackfoot, marillion, counting crows the list goes on

Movies:

Life of Brian, Coming to America, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Star Wars 4 - 6, Indiana Jones trilogy, LOTR trilogy, The Crow, any non-american porn

Television:

Father Ted, Young Ones, filthy Rich and Catflap, Alan Partridge, Spaced, big Train, The Office, Extras, Brass Eye,Garth Marengi's Darkplace, the IT crowd, Robin of Sherwood, Family Guy, Simpsons, the joy of painting .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Terry Pratchett, Raymond Feist, robert rankin, jasper fforde, terry brooks, tolkien, tad williams, Viz

Heroes:

alan partridge, Peter Griffin

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My Blog

Potential terrorist threat

I have just become really worried.  Whilst pondering in the bath (my second favourite bathtime activity -after playing the farty tickle game.  Oh OK.  If you've a guff brewing, cross yo...
Posted by tony on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

The joy of daytime advertising

When I originally set up this myspace thingy  it was purely so I could look at other peoples photos in case some had nuddy pictures on.  I never actually put any thought into actually writin...
Posted by tony on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:29:00 PST