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Hollywood Bitchslap

We're Not Always Right, But We ARE Always Honest

About Me

Birthed in 1999 by a bunch of Kevin Smith fans who wanted a place to post their own funny, honest, and entertaining movie reviews, Hollywood Bitchslap (and its sister site, eFilmCritic) has since grown up to become one of the net's shining beacons of intelligent, insightful, and snark-laden film criticism. We do what we do because we love movies, we hate junket-whores, and we adore getting emails like "Thanks for recommending May! That movie rocked!"
We offer a fantastic stable of professional film critics , thousands of original movie reviews , hundreds of feature articles , a nifty forum community , tons of festival coverage , our very own radio station , our infamous and ongoing Criticwatch assault , and a page full of lovely praise from readers, suits, and filmmakers. Our goal is to become a favorite website of every movie geek in the universe, so stop by soon, toss your favorite movie titles into our search engine, and see how cool we are.

My Interests

Bashing the hell out of the lamest studio crap; Finding new indies to love and support; Earning the trust of the internet's most ravenous core of film feeks.

I'd like to meet:

Pauline Kael.

Movies:

Too damn many to mention. We love everything from Hitchcock to Spielberg to Wilder to Lord of the freakin' Rings.

Television:

Arrested Development!