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JERK MAGNET

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About Me

I'm 26, single, and very much the opinionated independent female of the year 2000, if u dont like people like that please refrain from sending me an email or contacting me on yahoo. Yes i'm bi but no i do not want to have a threesome with every single bi female and her husband so dont waste my or your own time, no i will not have sex or call every single man that requests that so please dont even bother, now if iu still wanna get to know me after that then get in touch with me...IM me..on yahoo i'm blueyedmami2002Alot of people are asking why I changed me name on here. I got alot of flack for having the name hoochiefied...i thought it was cute but obviously some people thought it was trashy...at any rate it was in fun and no i'm not a hoochie
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jhoanna
Birthday: April 25th
Birthplace: Miami
Current Location: Atlanta
Eye Color: errr.......
Hair Color: brown now
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed
Your Heritage: cuban
The Shoes You Wore Today: BCBG molly stilettos
Your Weakness: cheescake
Your Fears: never finding true love
Your Perfect Pizza: i hate pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose that last 5 lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn is it 6am already
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: varies
Your Most Missed Memory: ....
Pepsi or Coke: neither dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither...subway
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither..i hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither..butter pecan
Cappuccino or Coffee: cap
Do you Smoke: nope...ewww
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: a lil bit
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: not sure
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: dad yes...mom...sometimes
&..39;Do you like Thunderstorms:&..39;
Do you play an Instrument: yes piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hells yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: unfortunately yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: lol...yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: lol...sadly yeah
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an entrepenuer
What country would you most like to Visit: africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: girl...long boy...short
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: clean cut....i HATE white tees
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

muhammed ali yes i want to meet ali before god...thats not a typo, god, angelina jolie(yummy), and anyone thats cool and drama free

Music:

Fion Apple, Ranier Maria, We Versus the Shark, Q and Not U, Hot Hot Heat, Portishead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Linkon Park, 311, Damien Rice, The Used, Journey, Led Zepplin, Green Day, Blind Melon, Cinema Eye, Le Tigre, Journey, Black Crowes, Alice in Chains, Rush, Outkast, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, Tom Petty, Ludacris , Jay-Z, Blink-182, Justin Timberlake, Semisonic, Usher, Jon B, Mary J, Faith Evans, Shania Twain, Dixie Chicks...basically like any genre

Movies:

Scarface, Love and Basketball, Best man, Honey, Godfather, Empire records, The family man, Serial mom, Shrek, Love dont cost a thing, Exit wounds, Clerks, Boys, Gossip, House on Haunted Hill, Friday the 13th movies...all...Jason is the shit!!!, Nightmare on Elm street....Halloween, Beaches

Television:

law and order, csi, reality tv is the shiznit!!!! anything on lifetime on a sunday afternoon rocks my world, and of course the fashion network

Books:

Anything by Stephen King or Dean Koontz

Heroes:

mom dukes of course :) and any female out there doin the single mom thing