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Brian's Lair

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Five Things Everyone ShouldKnow About Me:1. I'm the one your mother warned you about -- a bad influence with a heart of gold.2. I'm evil but I'm pretty. 3. I'm a Taurus but I'm not bossy -- my ideas are just better.4. My Life Philosophy: Life's a cross you can't carry because it's heavier than hell; The Question I Ask Each Morning is: Shower or Suicide; Question I'd ask God: "Why is it that when we talk to you we are said to be praying but when you talk to me I'm schizophrenic; Life's Mystery: Why do Christians cross everything but their legs?; My Mantra is: Stay Sane Inside Insanity; My Life's Calling: "HORNS UP!"; My First Impression Greeting: Touch Me Like You Know Me, It's Been That Long; My Life's Truth: Friends are just enemies too lazy to kill you.5. I'm a video game junkie! I will call in dead to work for a few more hours with The Legend of Zelda, Halo, Final Fantasy XI or Resident Evil.

My Interests

Film, writing, video games, pop culture, horror movies, music with meaning, theology, myth, theatre, travel, problem solving, solitude with a bunch of people, stand-up/improv.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone on XBOX LIVE? My gamertag is Dog Soldier BOTAnyone on PS3? My gamertag is WereBOTAnyone on the Nintendo Wii? My number is 1917 5433 5990 9859 - Show me your Mii and I'll show you mine!

Music:

Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Kiss, Dio, King Diamond, Blind Guardian, Judas Priest, Iced Earth, Rhapsody, Iron Maiden, Misfits, AC/DC, BOC, Alice Cooper, Helloween, Mercyful Fate, Van Halen, Type O Negative, Rush, Rainbow, Nightwish, Cake, My Dying Bride, Andrew W.K., Mythical Metal, Classical, Electronica, J-Pop, Julio Jr., Luca Turilli, Social Distortion, Pansy Division, Eurythmics, Cyndi Lauper, Soundtracks, every sound has its time and place.

Movies:

All the films I produced/wrote (shameless plug): SleepStalker, Dog Soldiers, Neo Ned, Mojave, Boo, Cemetery Gates, CHECK OUT TRAILERS @: www.bloody-disgusting.com/index.php?Show=2548 And my favs - Dawn of the Dead ('78), Poseidon Adventure ('72), Jaws, The Exorcist, Willy Wonka, all Godzilla flix, Resident Evil, Suspiria, The Wall, Battle Royale, Shaun of the Dead, 2001 Maniacs, Auntie Mame, Brokeback Mountain, Harold and Maude, Andromeda Strain, Beautiful Thing, Superman II, Fake, Haxan, anything by Mel Brooks - Abbott & Costello - Marx Brothers - Three Stooges, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 70s-80s horror, Neverending Story, CE3K, Phantasm, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Little Shop of Horrors, Trilogy of Terror, Alien, Aliens, Run Lola Run, Bad Seed, Velvet Goldmine, The Car, Night of the Living Dead ('68), X-Men/X-Men 2, Bride of Frankenstein, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Shock Treatment, Pokemon: The First Movie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Planet of the Apes ('68), The Omen/Damien: Omen II, Empire Records, Mommie Dearest, I Think I Do, Hocus Pocus, Latter Days, My Favorite Year, Lord of the Rings, Grizzly, Silent Night Deadly Night, Office Space, Grandma's Boy, Half Baked

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Dark Shadows, Sybil, The Class, Sarah Silverman Program, Alf, Venture Bros, Keeping Up Appearances, Millennium, Space:1999, Lucy, AbFab, South Park, Drawn Together, Supernatural, Monty Python, The Simpsons, French and Saunders, Will and Grace, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, The Big Bang Theory, Weeds, The Flintstones, High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman, Heroes, Queer as Folk, Twilight Zone, Glick, My Name is Earl, The Office (USA),X Play, Anime, Discovery Channel, Complete Savages, most realityTV, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Red Dwarf, The Munsters, Laverne and Shirley, Futurama, H.R. Pufnstuff, Family Guy, Just Shoot Me, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Night Gallery, Buffy/Angel, Green Acres, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Reno 911, Married... With Children, The Winner, Lost In Space, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, The Year Without A Santa Claus, Three's Company, Happy Tree Friends and Christian Television - for all the wrong reasons.

Books:

I Am Legend, Lord of the Rings, The NeverEnding Story, World War Z, HP Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Alice in Wonderland, God Is Not Great, People of the Lie, The Demon Haunted World/Science As A Candle In The Dark by Carl Sagan, Final Exit, The Rising, The Walking Dead, anything Marco recommends, FAKE, Gravitation -- reading scripts for a living leaves little time to read for pleasure.

Heroes:

If you wake up in the morning and don't put the barrel of a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, then you are my hero.