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mathew

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

www.mrudenberg.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Einstein (so i can punch him in the face - the theory of relativity ruined my life!)also, cool directors i can shoot slick footage for. if you're one of the latter check out my cinematography reel (www.mrudenberg.com) and get in contact if you like the style.

My Blog

the cinerama dome toilets

the toilets in the cinerama dome are definately worth the extra two dollars for the ticket. as you squat there's this beautiful, swelling orchestral music.it's like john williams is scoring my b.m.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 23:20:00 GMT

disabled bathrooms

i don't know about you guys, but i love the toilet stalls for the disabled... they're always sitting there wide open - just like a romanian hooker, and you can relax and stretch your legs out, wiggle ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 19:52:00 GMT

light...

so, for some reason the sunlight filtering through the clouds today, at 2:49 pm on september 20th, is a crazy orange color. why?  
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:48:00 GMT

if

if i was a rich man, da dee da dee i'd pay someone to write exciting blog entries for me do da dee
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 23:32:00 GMT

jimmy

jimmy crack corn, but i don't care.   really, i don't
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 13:26:00 GMT