"A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy."- Jerry Seinfeld
What's your favorite.... 
Beverage (non-alc) ? poweraide 
Color ? black 
Food ? steak 
Item of clothing ? black socks 
Meal of the day ? dinner 
Feature on yourself ? hair 
Quality in a guy/girl ? good convo, good looks, good personality, funny 
Phrase ? thats a shame, u hate to see that, bitch! 
Song ? There's been a murder 
Musical Artist/Band ? Jay-Z,NaS, Frank Sinatra,Biggie,Tupac,Pharoe Monch,Styles P,Clipse,papoose,Busta Rhymes,Vakill,Eminem, to many more 
Sport ? football, basketball 
Movie ? clerks, friday, sideways 
TV Show ? seinfeld 
Radio Station ? shade 45, hot 97 
Type of Chocolate ? milk 
Eye Color ? black 
Do you/Have you ever.... 
Have any pets ? dog 
Have any piercings ? no 
Have any tatoos ? no 
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend yes 
Gone skinny dipping ? any chance i get...no 
Been to Europe ? yes 
Been to an island ? japan, alot of bahamian islands, manhatten 
Had stitches ? no 
Broken any bones ? no 
Been stabbed/shot ? no 
Slept until after 12:00 ? yes 
Stayed up all night ? every night...i never sleep 
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yes 
Turned down a dare ? not many times 
Which friend.... 
Is the funniest ? me,tim,ray,cameron,walt  
Is the prettiest ? tyree,nathena,alexis 
Is the most handsom ? me 
Is the loudest ? cameron,walt 
Is the craziest ? me,tim,walt 
Is the most shy ? ben,tyree 
Is the most loving ? mauresha at times 
Is the most understanding ? tyree 
Is the most boring ? huh? 
Is the richest ? me 
Is the most athletic ? tim,cameron,ben,ray 
Is the most cocky ? me,ray 
Is the most wordly/cultured ? me 
Do you look up to the most ? tim...hes tall as hell 
Do you tell everything to ? cameron,mauresha 
Has the best clothes ? all of out styles are different 
Has the best house ? toss up 
Would you ever.... 
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? no..i dont think so...maybe 
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no 
Cheat on someone you love ? not anymore 
Run away from home ? no 
Lie to your parents ? yes 
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? yes...but it was for their own good...or my own good 
Lie to your best friend ? yeah  
Give a homeless person money ? rarely...u know i never understood that 
Run from the police ? yeah 
Bungee jump ? no 
Sky dive ? no 
Cross dress ? no 
Be an exotic dancer ? no 
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no 
Scuba dive ? yes 
Go rock climbing ? yep 
Go spulunking (caving) ? yes 
What do you think of when you hear.... 
Eminem ? possibly the gratest 
Bologna ? ok 
Hott ? the sun 
Orange ? cheetos 
Real world ? philly 
Jack ? osbourne? 
Cucumber ? salad 
Hip-Hop ? talib qweli,? 
Uniform ? all black 
UniCORN ! ? rainbow 
Rainbow ? gay 
Clown ? insane posse 
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76% 
Stability |||||||||| 36% 
Orderliness |||||| 30% 
Accommodation || 10% 
Interdependence || 10% 
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76% 
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Religious |||||||||||||| 56% 
Hedonism |||||||||| 36% 
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% 
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56% 
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83% 
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56% 
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43% 
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63% 
Wealth |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Dependency || 10% 
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76% 
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50% 
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83% 
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70% 
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77% 
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76% 
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76% 
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70% 
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test 
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You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.
Eaten
Suffocated
Cut Throat
Drowning
Disappear
Accident
Stabbed
Gunshot
Suicide
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Posion
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Kobe Bryant, Jerry Seinfeld
You Are Mr. Burns 
Okay, so you're evil...
You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!
You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses
Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."
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You scored as Prep/Jock/Cheerleader.
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
Ghetto gangsta
Goth
Loner
Punk/Rebel
Drama nerd
Stoner
Geek