A Collage of My Friends
Likes:
♥ My friends ♥ Team Amature! My girlies!
♥ Uni life
♥ Meeting new people at uni
♥ My cats
♥ Clubbing
♥ Holidays
♥ Shopping for pointless things, like glo-sticks (no night would be complete without them thou tbf)
♥ Listening to choons
♥ Bags and shoes
♥ Mcfly (oh harry)
♥ Being happy and making people laugh (usually at me thou HUH?!)
♥ Spontaneously singing
♥ Spontaneously laughing (di...di...di...di...did? LMFAO)
♥ Being random
♥ Chris Moyles= GOD
♥ Tasty Bites burger after a night out in gloucestershite or a ham sandwich after a niht out in Plymouth
♥ Summer
♥ Pay Day! definaltey the BEST day of the month!
♥ Being up town when my favourite songs of the moment comes on
♥ Freedom
♥ Cheep drinks in the SU
♥ Being a student living off ham sandwichs
♥ Going home!!
Dislikes:
♠ Liars
♠ Being bored
♠ Change!!! (a swear word for me)
♠ People leaving
♠ Tearful goodbyes
♠ Scaffolding
♠ Bananas (erugh)
♠ Hangovers
♠ Getting up early
♠ Miserable people
♠ People who NEVER smile
♠ People saying they are going to do things and never do them
♠ Cooking and cleaning
♠ Being poor
♠ Living so close to a shopping centre but knowing that I cant spend anything
♠ Being wrong
A poem about C201
We are the girls of C201
Its blates the best place to be
We like to laugh and mess around
Sometimes we laugh so hard that we wee
Were lovin it here at Plymouth uni
And St Thomas court is where it is at
So now lets meet the crew
There kelli, Nicki, Nat, Lauren and Cat
First of all theres Nicki
AKA the window girl
She likes ham and mayonnaise sandwiches
And get really drunk and then hurl
We joke that she is a bit backwards
And take the mickey out of her accent
Opposite Nicki is Lauren
She is a proper brummy
She says things like ‘Alreet’ and ‘Ennit’
And when she chats about zippys curry farts we all find it very funny
She has a slight obbession with femfresh
And likes to take pictures of our breasts
Next door to Lauren is Cat
Shes a bit of a retard
She says stupid things about floating boats
And doesn’t eat mixed foods, it cant be that hard
She lives off Tesco’s 40p pizza
And says ‘why me?!’ if you pick on her
After Cat is Nat
Who talks like a wannabe gangster
But don’t start on her in a club coz she’l probs turn round and smack ya
She likes to eat gerkins which is yuck
Her door handle is broken so one day she will probably get stuck
Last of all theres Kelli
She likes to have lots of sex so her room is a little bit smelly
When we go out she likes to get shitfaced
And eat noodles for munchies when we get back
She calls everyone ‘mate’
But don’t go near her with feet
Cause she might just attack
Theres other people in out flat aswell
But they don’t really count
I’ll tell you about them anway
Otherwise they might feel left out
Laura is our warden and she is rather boring
When she went away we had a partay
But now shes back
She doesn’t clean up jack
Then theres also zippy
She smells a little bit iffy
Once we thought she was dead
She was probably with bungle instead
She came back the next week
With more halalala meat
So now you know us all
My poem is said and done
We really are the coolest flat
So long live C201!
By Jizz Splat Cat
