JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops

About Me

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OK OK OK... I'm officially 'on the hustle' so if you're looking for high quality digital video (or traditional film) representation, hit me up

.: [email protected] :.

Services offered include event documentation (live show coverage) music videos, freelance camera operator and editor, transferals, compressions, DVD authoring, graphics manipulation and basic animation. I have a bunch of examples uploaded to my YouTube channel and a bunch more pasted in a player on the left

.: www.youtube.com/joskefilms :.

I am constantly updating so check back for more examples and keep your eye on the bulletin board.

If you'd like to view a showreel on DVD, hit me up via email.

My Interests

ASIDE FROM FILM MAKING..
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hating, skating + underestimating
drinking G+Ts and vodka
talking shit on or off the mic
doing ghey jumps on my Mongoose Villain BMX
I like to eat cake with old people

you may also find me daydreaming about cake

I love watching my son draw his amazing pictures
he's asked me to set up a myspace page for him
maybe you'll get to see his work, but i doubt you can afford to buy any of it
here he's animating some halloween characters

i love my BF. He likes to hit inanimate objects with sticks

and i LOVE eating chips and gravy!!!

I'd like to meet:

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people who are looking to hire me for my exclusive digital video production services!

people who can slap you in the face and not stab you in the back

people who don't waste my fucking time!

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Music:

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funk, soul, jazz, hiphop, rhythm + blues (the real shiz, not that new skool trash,) harcore gangst rap, old skool alternative indie shit, quality metal and rock, (in small concentrated doses.)
I HATE pop music and off key singing.
If you can't step up then step the fuck off!
oh and I love my son's singing, especially when he doesn't know I'm listening...

Movies:

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.: LIVE PERFORMANCE / EVENT COVERAGE :.
this player features some examples of my work. you can scroll through the videos at the bottom of the player..

Television:

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frisky dingo, iron chef, simpsons, happy tree friends, and the OFF button

Books:

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I prefer to be off the books
but if I'm forced to read a book it should contain illustrations by Marcel Marlier...

i also collect sewing, craft and old children's books...

this box of scissors is not a children's book!

these are not children's books either, but lord knows i fucken need to read these!!

again.. not a child's book. look closer and you will see the illusive pluto diggin for golden records

Heroes:

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your nana and your nana's nana

my current fave hero is myself and my amazing ability to keep myself amused at all times.. for example making awesome ghetto tee shirts!!

totally incredible right?!

My Blog

VIDEO --> IVENS "the grudge" music video

new IVENS music videodirected, filmed and edited :: joskelighting and 1st AD :: smittenfeat :: plutonic lab & DJ perplexhttp://www.myspace.com/daveivensSOUNDS TO EXPIRE TOout now on EcoTone thru O...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:10:00 PST

PRETTY GOOD FOR A GIRL - full length movie!!

PRETTY GOOD FOR A GIRL - full length movie!!http://www.vimeo.com/786044 PGFAG is a documentary exploring the four elements of hip hop from a female perspective. Completed November 24th...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:26:00 PST

VIDEO --> OLD HEAVYWEIGHT TV SEGMENTS

yeah... so I thought I'd upload some of my old videos. This player currently features 2 of the segments I independently produced for Heavy Weight TV (season 1.) I own all copyright on these.Jean Grae ...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:00:00 PST

FOTOS --> ivens music video

well it's finished. i'm pleased with the outcome and hope it's not too harsh on the eyes. lots of strobe = epileptic fits. here's a few stills from the final product. should be on rage sometime soon, ...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:07:00 PST

Bad Vibrations (or were they?)

OK.. so Debistator invited me out to a little event called Good Vibrations. I must admit I was looking forward to witnessing a few acts (Pharoahe Monch, Kid Sista, Mr West, Cypress Hill...) although I...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST

EVENT --> just another female skatebaording contest vol.2

go. that is all.
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST

VIDEO --> "She Got Game" International Bgirl Contest

yo! peep the footage from the last SGG bgirl comp. I'm proud to say that a lot of the footage featured was filmed by me! (damn I'm good.)Next installment MAY 2008, so stay tuned and checkout the SHE G...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:15:00 PST

PHOTOS --> NOVEMBER BLOG BITCHES

yeah.. so I have been inundated with requests to update my photo slash blog section and being the punctual, creative beast that i claim to be, I agreed. first cab off the rank (pun intended)FOOTSCRAY ...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:04:00 PST

PARTY --> in my mouth!!

don't front on Danny's Burgers.. seriously. Best fucking burgers EVER.Danny's Take-away Ph: (03) 9481 5847360 St Georges Rd, Fitzroy North 3068 Open: Sun-Thur 12 noon-2am, Fri-Sat 12 noon-3...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:40:00 PST

VIDEO --> DJ PERPLEX back in black

and you thought ACDC was cool (again) (for those born in the late 80's / early 90's) meh! DJ Perplex makes that shit even cooler, especially in an AUSTRALIAN DMC CHAMP kinda way!!If you're no...
Posted by JOSKE Handsout Karate Chops on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:33:00 PST