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ima bytre

Cuter than a meerkat with a bowtie

About Me

She said I'm the one, who painted out the stars in the sky. They say it's all the same, a spring to drink of or bounce back from. They say I don't believe in anyone, but I don't think they understand. Cause it's the right time to leave, as this becomes the longest day that I know.I must be leaving on this day, on the same train that brought me here. To say I'll stay, well I think you know the truth. Cause it's so hard to leave, as this becomes the longest day that I know. It's when all things must closeYou gave all these things You made all of them Vanish away,vanish away Away, vanish away

My Interests

rawk,stickball,muppet sex,doggies, kitties, kippies,puttens, adult swim, assorted mischief

I'd like to meet:

Dark-haired cuties who are both slightly trashy and completely certifiable. Crooked bottom teeth are sexy.There's nothing I admire more than a girl whose standards don't include me.Tina Fey. Zooey Deschanel.

Music:

Speak soft when there's nothing to say, You talk the talk, you speak in cliche's. Like lost cause and mistakes, and the weight of the every day 20000 tons of concrete conversation Keeps me up Catches me in a contradiction. I never thought they made shoes like this In my size. I'm hanging on your words, I'm Changing your stereo. You wasted it

Movies:

Were invented by thomas edison

Television:

Is a broadcast media which allows us to view encoded signals using a cathode tube.

Books:

You can come see my library if you really want to know.

Heroes:

Goku SSJ4/ Tenchi Muyo/ Spike Spiegel/ Gene Starwind/ Starscream/ The Elric Brothers

My Blog

Marriage

'Marriage' by Gregory Corso Should I get married? Should I be good?Astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and faustus hood?Don't take her to movies but to cemeteriestell all about werewolf bat...
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST

Jeep Commando

I was at the automotive parts store yesterday morning when I saw the most desirable girl I have ever laid eyes upon. She was driving a Jeep Commando ( must have been early 60's). She had long dark hai...
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:39:00 PST

Fever Dreams

So I've been under the influence of a 103.5 degree fever since Monday, and let me tell you what, I have not been enjoying it. Last night as I slept, I had the worst dreams I have ever had. Usually fev...
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pics from Aloha

photos at http://www.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?&collid=6746589460 6&page=1&sort_order=0enjoyjason...
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mah berfday

Yes its that tiime of year again. Time to reflect on all the missed oppurtunities, gained weight, ill health, stolen cars, animals who have passed, and lack of finances. Jesus christo this is depressi...
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things people have taught me on Myspace

ever since i got my period i don't have to buy red panties no more. will add more entries as I find them
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Sultans

the new album "Shipwrecked" by the Sultans is incredible. If you haven't heard it, drop what you are doing right now and run to the store and get it. You won't be disappointed.
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MRI

I had my 2nd MRI in the past few months yesterday. It came back negative, which is good, but they still haven't pnipointed the cause as of yet. Maybe get some EKG in a few months, in the meantime they...
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jesus Christo, I think I'm having a freakin stroke

So here's the deal. Thursday about 10AM my close range vision goes totally to pot. Then I start feeling faint and dizzy, as if I'm going to pass out. Next comes the numbness in the arm, and by this po...
Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is not an animation (but it is farkin weird)


Posted by ima bytre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST