Funniest thing i've seen in ages.
above all: human. not a gender, just human.
I've decided to allow other people to say things that help me explain me.
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Herm Albright 1876 - 1944
"I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic."
Lisa Alther, Kinflicks, 1975
"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Lewis Carroll 1832 - 1898
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. "
Voltaire 1694 - 1778
"Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic."
Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914
"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better."
Andre Gide 1869 - 1951
"I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels, most would choose none."
Ben Shahn 1898 - 1969
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it." - (another hero of mine)
Frank Zappa 1940 - 1993
"We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth."
John F. Kennedy 1917 - 1963
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
Lily Tomlin 1939 - __
"Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good."
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."
Peter Ustinov 1921 - 2004
"He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat."
William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616"Much Ado about Nothing"
"We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
US Declaration of Independence
"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." - (i'm sure he meant women as well)
Malcolm X 1925 - 1965
"My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular."
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. 1900 - 1965
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."
Thomas Jefferson
"Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear."
Thomas Jefferson
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. "
Mark Twain
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
Mark Twain
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. "
Elizabeth Taylor 1932 - __
"I'm as pure as the driven slush."
Tallulah Bankhead
"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it."
Tallulah Bankhead
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
Jeff Valdez
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
Hunter S. Thompson
"Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part."
Aimee Mullins
"In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact."
Marlene Dietrich 1901 - 1992
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
Joan Rivers 1935 - __
"The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.' "
Aaron Copland 1900 - 1990
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. "
Aldous Huxley 1894 - 1963
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. "
Groucho Marx
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
Groucho Marx
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