CHOPPER profile picture

CHOPPER

Loud as hell and we can’t turn down

About Me

The kind of band you love to hate. Failure fuckers. Gods of wudang. Patron saints of idle leisure perched on demon limbs. Not kowtowing to the scene experts who proclaim "quiet is the new loud". Living the manifesto conceived in twilight horizon observation sessions. Have you ever seen a wizard riding a motorcycle? Eagles with tusks clutching giant squid in their talons? An elephant fighting a pack of wolves? Currently training at 100 times earth's gravity, our astronomical decibel levels being honed to avoid serious damage to earthly conquerees. Total combat noise you can sing along to, and your grandma too. "Coked out as hell, I'm your fucking dad!"
RECORDS:
KVLT AS FVCK 7"
BORN TO RIDE... OR DIE CD
SHIRTS:
Wizard
Medusa Mens
DEMONHAWK
Elephant Fighting Wolves
PATCHES:
Wizard Back Patch
STICKERS:
CHOPPER Logo
HEED THE CALL Logo
BUY THEM HERE!
Upcoming Events by Eventful

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/17/2007
Band Members: Mee, George and Mr. George
Influences: Chopper
Sounds Like: Chopper

For booking:
email us here on myspace or at [email protected]
Record Label: Die Slaughterhaus Records and Darkwolf Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

reviews

i am dedicating this post to our reviews.  as we get a review i will post it.  im also posting all of our old reviews that i forgot about... album reviews: http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com...
Posted by CHOPPER on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:04:00 PST

baltimore show review

so if you would have asked me i would have told you that there were only 5 hillbilly dudes in baltimore that enjoyed our set along with the staff at talking head.  i was wrong...one other guy was...
Posted by CHOPPER on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:34:00 PST

heres the low down

want to check out some CHOPPER videos!?!there right hereSo we have just had our full length mixed and we are in the process of getting it mastered.  we are working on figuring out artwork and goi...
Posted by CHOPPER on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:53:00 PST

KVLT AS FVCK 7 INCH OUT NOW

FINALLY...WE HAVE SOME MUSIC OUT!!!BUY IT HERE...
Posted by CHOPPER on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

a night a johnny’s

so we played a show at johnny's pizza last night...the shit was fucking crazy.  first this band terrible fate comes on (with the bass player warned me that they can clear a packed house before th...
Posted by CHOPPER on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST

we finished recording!

we finished recording this past week and now have to mix and master the record.  be excited!
Posted by CHOPPER on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:09:00 PST

CHOPPER is in the Loaf!

pick up a creative loafing today and check us out.  we are in the music: real life section.  you can also read it online here.  you can take a listen to another version on rolling thund...
Posted by CHOPPER on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:04:00 PST

what was 5 shows turned into 2...

ausgust 16thso as you read in the previous post we made it to columbia.  the show was awesome.  we played 112 huger st.  this house is awesome as hell.  the bands we played with we...
Posted by CHOPPER on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:48:00 PST

tour or lack there of...

so....we are in columbia, south carolina. we were suppose to play in greensboro, nc today. at 5pm we get a call from the guy booking the show letting us know that the show is cancelled. a step back....
Posted by CHOPPER on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

new online store/show tonight

i just set up an online store for chopper through darkwolf productions.DARKWOLF PRODUCTIONSDARKWOLF PRODUCTIONS is my (lamar) design/clothing company.  right now all i have up are the chopper shi...
Posted by CHOPPER on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST