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DirtyBirdies

Were building a army of man-eaters, join us.

About Me

Tuff, Tuff girls. Most of time we just sit around and laugh about all the people we have intimidated and all the young stupid boys that are in love with us. ha ha ha. We are very fast girls, don't call us we won't go on a date with you.Oh, and a special message to the boys.....Hi Boys!XOXOXO Love,Dottie Danger, Suzie Slaughter, Vikkie Venom, Nikkie Nasty, Mollie Murder, Shout out to our newest members (chicks): Cathie Catastrophe (Stephanie), Annie Annihilator (Megan)and Judie Jumpyoass (Layla) Also, big shout out to NYC chapter Dirty Birdie President: Roxie Redbreast, holla Louise!

My Interests

Cuttin' Shit Up, Slicin-n-Dicin, Fighting, Stealing Your Boyfriend, Stealing Your Best Friend's Boyfriend, Being Totally Hot, Knife Fighting, Ruling With An Iron Fist, Terrorizing The Streets, Getting people Evicted!, Fuccking

I'd like to meet:

Sharp dressed men and fast ladies! Ladies, don't you hate! Join us instead! We are always accepting new members. Also, we like boys. But only boys that are young and stupid... or boys that are into skulls and swords or black metal in general (no age requierment). ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********READ THIS BEFORE YOU SEND US ANY FUCKING MESSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************************************** *************************As for the ASIAN INVASION: Come on boys! If you are from the Philippines or Malaysia DO NOT ADD US AS YOUR FRIENDS!!! Or send us messages! You live in another country and you are not very rock-n-roll! You will never meet us, your weird, and your messages are scary! We do not want anymore messages like this: “ wow nice boobs n i like when u were making sex..... :) add me as ur friend n send me some naked picture of u or ur friend to me or maybe send a picture of u doing sex..... J ” For Gods Sake stop! We can't decipher your perverted messages! We want ONLY young, stupid, rock-n-roll American men that will fuck us and then let us beat them up. Geez! ************************************************************ ****Also, if you are a muscle man and your picture is you making a muscle with no shirt on, don't send us messages. Actually, ANY man with a picture of himself without a shirt please don’t even think about it! Or if your picture is just a car or motorcycle, don’t send us messages either! Fuck your crotch rocket, your Honda, your low rider and your rims. Nobody gives a shit.******************************************************* *********If you are a nazi or a skinhead guy don’t send us messages either! We don’t hate Asians just cause, we just don’t want 90 messages a day from some duder- brah’s from another country with a horrible grasp of the English language. Your racist messages are just as annoying as theirs, we do not dig.******************************************************** ******** In closing, if you meet the requirements please don’t hesitate to write. But, make sure you know what you are doing first… Do not send a message in which you refer to “us” as “you”. Example: "hey is it you on the main picture? if its you, you are beautiful, are you single and looking? have aim sn or yahoo id? "WE are a gang! Not just one girl!

Music:

We make our music with the sound of our fists in your face! And rock-n-roll. The Sonics are our boyfriends.

Books:

Dottie Danger read a book once, she said it's no big deal.

Heroes:

us!

My Blog

You Motherfuckers, cant you read? and/or Asian people can't spell.

Following are some messages that we got today from the Philippians and Malaysia. We thought you might enjoy them. Oh yeah, and stop sending us messages if you cant fucking spell !!!!!!! Proper gramma...
Posted by DirtyBirdies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST