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About Me

I am good. I take pride in the extensive video game collection and my superhuman burping skills. I enjoy nothing more than making my friends laugh and love trying imported dark beers with names i've never heard of.

My Interests

I am the biggest video game freak that you know hands-down, making movies, making computers, human baby eating (for distance), WoW and making sleep. I am also interested in Sushi.Wii Friend Code: 7921 5672 6357 5603

I'd like to meet:

People with whom I can be myself. Other beer-snobs. People who get the real friendship thing. People who don't take themselves too seriously. Cyborgs. People who are cyborgs.

Music:

Jethro Tull, Chris Cornell, Elvis Costello, Led Zeppelin, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Wesley Willis, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Tool, Regina Spektor, Guns 'n' Roses, D.J. Qwest, Aesop Rock & Apathy........ I'm a sucker for depressing songs and hip hop with violins in it.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Jewdo, Star Wars (any), Gattaca, Pootie Tang, The Life Aquatic, The Truman Show, Lord of the Rings (any), Back to the Future (any), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, Dark City, Matrix (any), The Last Dragon, Gummo, The Hudsucker Proxy, Innerspace, Weird Science, Lost in Translation, Igby Goes Down, L.A. Story...

Television:

Mr. Show, Wonder Showzen, LOST, Heroes, Flight of the Conchords, South Park, Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Kids in the Hall, The State, Simpsons, Futurama, Dragonball Z, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Da Ali G Show

Books:

I like Star Wars books, EGM, Tolkien and Edgar Allan Poe. Oh and Mr. Show What Happened?!

Heroes:

Bill Murray, Howard Stern, Gary Busey, Benjy Bronk, Johnny Knoxville, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Shawn Michaels, Patrick Swayze, John Stamos, Wesley Willis, Glenn Danzig, Justin Morales.


My Blog

San Francisco Trip

-first time flying... extremely nervous.-popped a Dramamine, a Xanax and washed down with a beer for perfect sleep on plane.-landed in Sacramento and had sweet In&Out Burger on the way to San Fran...
Posted by Turbo" on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST

Holy Crap Migger Milazzo !!!!

So Weird!So I go to google video to test something with my router and my last name (milazzo) catches my eye right on the first page. I happened upon an Italian bodybuilder named Migger Milazzo out of ...
Posted by Turbo" on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST

nung... hossom...

.. width="425" height="350">..>jimmy gonna win!!...
Posted by Turbo" on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

wait... maybe the yankees are 911 !!

maybe i should reconsider the last blog.... now a yankee flew a plane into an nyc building... what's the world coming to?Cory Lidle did that shit on... get this.... 10-11 !!! 10-11 is so much like 9-1...
Posted by Turbo" on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

why red sox fans are 9/11

okwell....this is my theory on why red sox fans are 9/11.dr. sal says: Red Sox fans are like terrorists who want to strip you of your freedom and sometimes even your life.you says: but dr. sal.... how...
Posted by Turbo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boston trip was totally lazy!

had great weekend in boston full of alcohol, racism, screaming, screaming about racism, pressing it up, more alcohol and swedish chicks. friday night was the shit. went to seans bar and got totall...
Posted by Turbo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

American Pie

Nekwat: hiiiiii duuuuuuudeeee Nekwat: say it down nog Salchucks2: say biggs got a bed stoopay Nekwat: so biggs Nekwat: hey biggs, where's yo stoppin bed? Nekwat: gonna go five yahds ...
Posted by Turbo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My game collection

I have compiled a list of my current owned videogames.  you may drool at it by following this link- http://users.ign.com/collection/TMHv2 you may also go to my wishlist and buy me games that i want ...
Posted by Turbo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Return of Insanity

Lou went to take a dump- when he came back the following ensued..... Nekwat: made it...no mo' big brownay Salchucks2: ewww Salchucks2: agh you did it guy- big brownay gotta date wit a cesspool ti...
Posted by Turbo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Phobias

Lipstick is disgusting..... and so is ketchup..... and.... don't.... ever poke my belly button......i'll kill you.... other than that we are cool.
Posted by Turbo" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST