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About Me

what about me? my name is joanna, but i answer to joey (used to be called jj in high school- very few people are still allowed to call me that, haha). i am adam's mom and scott's wife. they are wonderful and amazing. i exist for them. they are the reason i breathe. mess with my family and you'll get the five-knuckle-shuffle. i am a fickle person, with many, many interests. i'm a serious skeptic. i doubt/question everything. i'm possessive. i'm insanely jealous. i'm an obsessive compulsive bi-polar scorpio, so watch out. i'm irish (very- from both sides), english and native american (blackfoot tribe). i'm pro-choice and anti-bush. i recycle and i don't eat animals. i hate summer, i hate heat. i like grey skies and chilly weather. oh, and i sing along to everything, even if i don't know all the words. yeah, i'm THAT annoying. ----Best Quote Ever: "Jesus stuff is dummy."- my son Adam at age 5.

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My Interests


monsters and robots! 50's / 60's kitsch, photography, art, music, travel, mid-century modernism, luchadores, black cats, bats, pop culture, vintage sleaze/lowbrow/ pulp art, hot rods, vespas, junk shopping. i don't do drugs. i don't like beer. i hate cigarette smoke. i collect records (i bet i have more than you! nya-nya-nya) and used to dj. haven't met many who can beat me at trivia. i paint and make collages, also like to sew and make stuff (she's crafty!). i went to school for auto body repair with my husband, and plan to take welding next so i can create fun things. i love to shop, but always feel guilty about it afterwards. it's a sickness. and like most music lovers, i make a mean mix-tape. (well, ok, mix-cd, these days). uh, let's see, what else.... i think marsupials are adorable - i have a pair of sugar gliders, and i'd love to have a pet wallaby. i like mad-libs. i watch wrestling. so what. i collect spooky knick-knacks and odd album covers. also dig: flowers. kittens. spelling. day of the dead. i love raunchy, dirty filth and really pretty girls. i adore janeane garofalo. my eyes love man ray photos. banksy! i would die without art! i really LOVE s.britt, shag, mark ryden, gary baseman, camille rose garcia, joe coleman, tim biskup, glenn barr, liz mcgrath, marion peck, kepi and keane paintings (and the like). oh, and support your local rollergirls!please help save our planet! recycle! some of my records i collect these

I'd like to meet:

friends who like the same crap that i do. people who are REAL- no fakes, no flakes, and no drama. anthony kiedis-mmm.and jimmy the cab driver. sarasvati, hindu goddess of learning, music, wisdom and the arts.

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .... *the jesus and mary chain*, interpol, black rebel motorcycle club, the dandy warhols, joy division, the damned, the cure, 60's girl groups, oi, post-punk, shoegaze!, arcade fire, weezer, superdrag, my bloody valentine, deathray davies, twee pop, talulah gosh, heavenly, 60's garage/mod/soul, groovie ghoulies, generation x/billy idol, johnny cash, hank williams, x, the smiths, the kinks, the beatles, the apples in stereo, the replacements, gang of four, the fall, new order, badly drawn boy, nick cave, fischerspooner, cocteau twins, devics, beat happening, the vaselines, sebadoh/lou barlow, bauhaus/peter murphy/love and rockets, '77 punk/glam, new york dolls, hanoi rocks, mazzy star, the slackers, buddy holly, the mission, sisters of mercy, gene vincent, early skinhead ska/reggae, iggy pop/stooges, lords of the new church, sonic youth, flaming lips, book of love, strawberry switchblade, death by chocolate, husker du, nine inch nails, echo & the bunnymen, buzzcocks, the real kids, the gories/dirtbombs, dancey- 80's goth/deathrock (specimen!), elastica, fugazi, the lemonheads/evan dando, juliana hatfield/blake babies, siouxsie, madness, spacemen 3/spiritualized, bjork, galaxie 500/luna, 45 grave, dream syndicate, the charlatans u.k., brian jonestown massacre, the flash express, the warlocks, david bowie, the misfits, blur, the 3 o'clock, the psychedelic furs, the church, the prissteens, the muffs, rancid, possum dixon, the pixies/the breeders, hot hot heat, superchunk, the raveonettes, the concretes, the deadbillys, the jam, pavement, yo la tengo, trackstar, miss mary/oscillators, sixteen deluxe, geraldine fibbers, lush, descendents, subhumans, tsol, the cramps, and of course, sparkler dims. oh geez i could go on all night and i still couldn't list all my faves. ((--what i DON'T like: nu-metal, death metal, black metal or any kind of metal-crap. that stuff like insane clown posse, slipknot,korn, disturbed and all that garbage needs to go away. i also do not like the uber-gothy/industrial club crap. take your goggles off. ick.--))

Movies:

'night of the hunter' with robert mitchum is one of the best films ever made. ever. amelie is probably the most beautiful and touching. it makes me smile like no other. i also love wes anderson (sheer brilliance!), john waters, john hughes, scorsese/deniro, gary oldman, john cusack, steve buscemi, jodie foster, harry dean stanton, bruce campbell, arch hall jr, russ meyer, steckler, edward furlong, johnny depp, crispin glover, tom hanks, hayley mills, tura satana, etc............fave movies include: cape fear (both versions are awesome) ghost world, mars attacks!, high-fidelity, faster pussycat kill kill, sixteen candles, ed wood, the vacation movies, old monster flicks/godzilla, gross pointe blank, the gidget movies!, the outsiders, the wanderers, inventing the abbotts, helter skelter, lost in translation, dancing outlaw, american beauty, the full monty, plunkett and mcclean, ravenous, rubin and ed, wild guitar, to sir with love, harold and maude, silence of the lambs, herbie the love bug, mean streets, eegah!, rat pfink a booboo, the sadist, pecker, that thing you do, muriel's wedding, welcome to the dollhouse, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, napoleon dynamite, anchorman, but i'm a cheerleader, dig!, the 40 year old virgin, nacho libre, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, boondock saints, the darjeeling limited, and so on and so forth. i cannot even begin to name all the films i love. Which John Waters character are you?
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Television:

tom and jerry! robot chicken! sadly, most of my fave tv shows have long since been cancelled, like the adventures of brisco county jr, freaks and geeks, my so called life, grounded for life, undeclared, and life as we know it. man, that was good tv. also like: family guy, young ones, adult swim, the addams family, ghost hunters, house hunters (gotta love hgtv), '90s snl, and vh1 classic. stand up comedy on comedy central and shark week on discovery. woohooo for shark week! i'm all about the travel channel and the educational stuff. oh, and ninja warrior!

Books:

Harry Potter!! a series of unfortunate events- lemony snicket. yeah, i'm a geek like that. i love the old s.e. hinton books (rumble fish, tex, that was then this is now, outsiders, etc.) books about the manson family and other true crime. i dig old "how to" books from the 40's-60's. anne taintor books. a clockwork orange. crazy taschen photo books. re/search. edward gorey. i love old atlas/travel books. and of course music bio/photo books. i've got a million of 'em. best book ever: please kill me by legs mcneil. read it.

Heroes:

my dearly departed daddy. i miss him terribly. he taught me so much about life. and my son adam is pretty-dang-swell....oh, and paul mccartney....

My Blog

my biggest gripe right now. you may be offended...

single mothers of multiple children with multiple fathers. how is it that these people are regarded as special, saint-like people who need to be rewarded and taken care of and given everything they wa...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:08:00 PST

and the packing begins...

hi friends. so it's official:  we are moving to the great pacific northwest.  in about 5 weeks.  we are leaving vegas on july 22.  we are so incredibly excited, yet scared to...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:04:00 PST

prison and a broken heart

a beautiful innocent child. boot camp graduation. mugshot. my nephew nathan was just arrested for bank robbery and other related charges.  he robbed a mother fucking bank in arkansas, and m...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:04:00 PST

kudos to clorox

i never thought i'd say these words, but yeah, kudos to clorox. the people who know me well know that i am a vegetarian, against animal testing, and environmentally conscious. i have been for mos...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:06:00 PST

thank you!!

hi friends.sorry this took so long, but i've been tired.better late than never, right?i want to say a great big THANK YOU to everyone that came out to brent's benefit on wednesday.and i also want to t...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:03:00 PST

"honesty IS the best policy!" ahahahahahahahaha

the quote in my subject line- that little gem is one of the funniest i've read in a long time.  especially because it came from one of the biggest FAKES i've ever met in my entire life. and ...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:12:00 PST

to anyone who ever shopped at underground records in vegas!!

almost anyone that you talk to in the vegas music scene will tell you that they bought their first punk record at the underground (formerly the record exchange way back in the day). it was THE place t...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

regarding brent

hello friends.i’m sure that word is getting around now about our dear friend brent engle. i have wanted to try to respect his privacy as best as i can, but many people that care about him have q...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:58:00 PST

stuff and things.

forgive me, i have been on strong ass pain killers and muscle relaxers for 2 weeks now, so i really haven’t been myself.  i went to the doctor on tuesday.  it appears that my lumbar di...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:08:00 PST

the link to my aforementioned photo

http://www.schmap.com/seattle/sights_interbay/p=39958/i=3995 8_2.jpg i think this is the link to my photo that was picked for the travel guide about seattle.  my picture is the one for fisherman's...
Posted by joannasaurus rex on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:46:00 PST