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Ed Bailey, Are we cross?

About Me

Layout made byLived all over U.S. and in Japan. Spent 5 years in the Marines. I work for the City. I enjoy playing chess and working on cars, read a lot. play the guitar. dig music and love to dance and drink occasionally. One time i hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. i would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said " Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So i wrote a paper that said "Hello, MY name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can i have a banana. eeep eeep." I got an "F" . When i told my mom about it she said "I told you , never trust a monkey!!" The End

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Cool people so they can teach me how to be cool too.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Star Wars, The Whole Nine Yards, High fidelity, Better Off Dead, Serenity, Anything with Robin Williams in it. Footloose.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fire fly, Rescue Me, The Brak Show.

Books:

Too many to mention. anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Thomas Pynchon, just finished reading The world according to Garp. I am reading The Sot Weed factor by John barth. Next is the Illiad and The Odyssey.

Heroes:

Randy, James Marsters, Duane "The Rock" Johnson, Kurt Vonnegut, George Harrison, Ani Difranco, Batman