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Glenn

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like flexing and pointing.

My Interests

Flexing, rubbing oil on my pecks and stumpy short legs. I like watering the yard in leather pants while flexing and posing with the hose. I also like to point randomly.

I'd like to meet:

People who are as shiny, short and mean as me. People who can braid their chops and people who share in the joys of eating small children. People who understand I control hell, fire and the dead.

Music:

Anything I was a part of.

Movies:

Elsa She Wolf of The SS, American Werewolf in London, The X-Men (Wolverine rules!), Midget Goes To Hawaii, Trick Or Treat, Halloween, Evil Dead, The Little Mermaid (she's hot), The Green Mile, Earnest Goes To Camp, Earnest Scared Stupid.

Television:

Scare Tactics, Most Extream Elimination Challenge

Books:

Coloring Books

Heroes:

The devil himself, Anna, Nikki Sixx, ELVIS!!!!!!

My Blog

Most wicked Danzig fan ever.......

Tell your children not to walk my way!
Posted by Glenn on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:45:00 PST

So I'll ruin it for some of you..........

I know the majority of you who have added Glenn are totally aware this profiile does not belong to Ziggy but belongs to someone who loves him dearly.  I love him from the stories passed around fr...
Posted by Glenn on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 01:00:00 PST

Ok ok.........

I've had enough of this garbage. Yea so what, that bald fuck punched me who cares. He has no idea what's coming his way. He obviously does not know how I do. He better sleep with one eye open and keep...
Posted by Glenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's been some time

Dear Diary. So sorry my children of evil. I have been away on business in the depths of hell searching for property. Yes I need more space to be angry, short and put up more mirrors to look at myse...
Posted by Glenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dear diary i missed you

Dear diary, we haven't talked in a while. I missed you while on my quest for the best baby oil and vacation with family down in the depths of hell. Satan says hi. All the traveling has left me no t...
Posted by Glenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dear diary 3

Today I ran out of baby oil and I started to dry up and it hurt when I posed and flexed. Lucky I found a can of Crisco. Whoa what a scare!
Posted by Glenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Diary 2

Today I ate a small child and his dog. They strayed a bit too far into my yard. MMMMMMMMM
Posted by Glenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dear diary.......

Today I ate a small child, tomorrow maybe someone's face. Oops gotta go, it's time to do laundry and flex.
Posted by Glenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST