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About Me

My name's Brandon... I'm 6.. I'm the coolest guy ever.. I have 2 brothers (16 and 22). I like music and video games.
here are my nicknames, a million billion of them.. like every number in the reald.. here are all the names I answer to: Brandon, Bard, Cheeseburger Eddie, Ned Schneebly, Big Head, Fat Body, Crap-Head, Pee Bug, Lil Hyph-ay, Weeble Wobble, Butt-Face, Coco Bard, Fat Boy Faceoff, Tons Of Fun, Yngwie, Poop, Good N' Plenty, Mr. Peebody, Bard Vito, Crap-fonso, Bardle, Tardo Bardo, Stubbs, Slappywaig, Turd McGurd III, Loopis, Catherine Wompis, Joe Stevenson, Steven Davis .. and that's about it
I listen to metal and lot's of it but sometimes i like to go dummy and listen to rap..
I like hot girls, UFC and rockin.....and that's all it...

My Interests

Xbox 360, Hot Girls, Ultimate Fighting, Pride Fighting, Halo 3, Rockin, Hot Chicks, Music, Punch-isizing people's faces, Cartoons, Superheroes, Wrestling, Drums, Guitar, Singing, Tattoos and that's all it

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Beil and her booty, Rampage Jackson, Zakk Wylde, Vinne Paul, Cro Cop, Fedor

Music:

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Down, H.I.M, Pantera, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Faith No More, Turbonegro, Trivium, Amen, Motley Crue, Killswitch Engage, 69 Eyes, Tenacious D, Skid Row, Black Label Society, a bunch of others..

Movies:

School of Rock, Spider Man, Nacho Libre, X-Men, Napolean Dynamite, The Ringer and that's all it..

Television:

Ultimate Fighting, Spongebob Squarepants, My Name Is Earl, Pride Fighting, Family Guy, Viva La Bam, South Park, Fairly Oddparents, Family Guy, Jimmy Nuetron and that's all it

Books:

I read none books

Heroes:

Tommy Lee
Ville Valo
Nikki Sixx
Mirko Cro Cop
Fedor Emelianenko

and that's all it