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I am a fruitcake... unbelieveably nutty and hard to put in the fridge!!?? mmm hang on a minute..that would make me a fruit and nut cake?! I am also what chirpy little squirrels might take on their hols.. a nutcase!...."Welcome to my page!!!" I hope you enjoy reading it, although it might take you a few tries!! Starting my page was like opening a box of pringles...once I started....I couldn't stop! This section is titled about me, so here's a 'little snippet' about me....................... I do have a quite surreal/quirky/stupid sense of humour which i'm sure you'll agree with when you read this i'm sure?! I'm a bit silly and spend my life with my tongue in my cheek! I'm extremely bubbly and very easy to get along with! some might say a bit on the loud side but then whats the point in being a quiet little mouse?! I've made loads of good friends through being forthright and friendly!!! lol!! I do occasionally like to practice the art of tomfoolery and believe you me (you, me??) it's a fine art that has been perfected over many years of being a complete looney toon! I am, therefore, partial to the odd shannanagin from time to time! go on take my test:
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You Are 90% Extrovert, 10% Introvert
You are as outgoing as they come
The life of the party, you're friends with everyone
You're a people person, and you are quite the entertainer
You love being around a crowd and acting spontaneously Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert? I'm a spanner short of a toolkit. I know you're not supposed to declare yourself a loon but i'm not denying the fact that i'm a fruit loop! I'm also marrying Ryan, the love of my life, another fruitloop, so we can be a pair of muchos maddos fruitloopos together!! I have known Ryan for years but we needed to mature a bit! we still act like a pair of idiots cuz we just get each other! we just click like missing jigsaw pieces...arrrhh! (fingers down throat!) but fate left it until the right moment for us to finally get together! argh! true love is grand! I have an 11 year old ( yes 11!) daughter who is also not right, so imagine being in our house!! hehe!! I am, in fact, a prime ninkenpoop! (i love that word!) I have an unbelieveable amount of completely fantastic friends, I love them all, they make life worth while and most of them will tell u the same about me cuz they are nearly/just as wrong! How can i possibly tell you all about me in a little box! There's so much to bore you with, i'm not one to rattle on, so i'll keep it brief (;-)!! This is a cartoon me i made when i was wasting time!!:I have many layers, rather like an onion, but I don't make your eyes water! I'm a very passionate and emotional person and sometimes let things get to me too much!!.. I never try to be somebody i'm not..this is me, like it or lump it i'm afraid!... I did this just for a laugh, while I was waiting for the tea to cook, and its uncannily true!!:
You Are Apple Red
You're never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, you're a ton of fun.
And although you have a great sense of humor, you are never superficial.
Deep and caring, you do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well.
However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you. What Color Red Are You? I did this for the crack I don't think it worked?!!!! I know I don't look like them, god i wish i did though!!! but I think the one from the gremlins is not a bad match? ha ha!!!
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You Are A Fun Friend
You're the one who keeps your group laughing
And you've always got an idea for something fun to do
The party's not complete without you
And you wouldn't miss it for the world What Kind of Friend Are You?It's not uncommon for me to be a 'bit' of a party animal!! BIT being an understatement!!!! I think the term to "have it in reet large portions" would be an adequate description of what i like to do!! I honestly don't think that I possess the part of my brain that tells you when enough is enough?!! Even when my eyes start going red, blurred and cross-eyed, I start dribbling into the nearest rug, I start seeing little pink mountain goats circling me on there bmx's wagging their fingers at me in disgust.. (do mountain goats even have fingers??..you see thats the worrying part!?)... I LOVE to partay!! sometimes a bit tooo much!!

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One of my favourite places in the whole world (which is probably why!!) and my second home, is IBIZA!! I lave it lave it lave it lave it lave it!! It is full of mad crazy people, complete hedonists who don't give a shit, and deep philosphical thinkers who just like to get stoned and search for inner peace! I have to go every year to keep me sane (or not?!!?) The place is magical and u cant put your finger on why, first time i went i had to go back again and again and again! If u go you'll see why! some people slate it but have they been or if they've been did they go to the right places??!..no!! It is truly beautiful in every way, (well apart from the one street called the west end,obviously!!!) It's full of completely gorgeous people from all over the world, it's pure indulgence, celebs, champagne, glamour, the best music, bars and biggest fabulous clubs in the world...It's very expensive but worth every penny!! My favourite clubs in the world have to be SPACE, EL DIVINO & PACHA, of course!!! You really have to go to get it and its magnetical powers!.. And guess what!?... I absolutely live for the: I attempt to make a joke out of everything and I really do like to deliver the odd one liner from time to time, I'm a sucker for humour!.. I actually think sometimes i suffer from one liner tourettes, I can't help myself most of the time!! much to my colleagues/friends annoyance I apparrantly do it most of the day?! the majority of my jokes are spontaneous and off the top of my head thats why they are lame and eye rollingly silly?! I like to look at life in the bigger picture and not worry about the stupid little pathetic things that some people worry about, theres no point!! but I try to lighten everyones world up because lets face it, in the grand scheme of things you only get one life and it doesn't last that long and its simply a waste of time to spend it being anal!!........I don't take life seriously at all (apart from when i should, obviously!) and I wrote that before I did that red thingy midgig up there! I'm chilled out and laid back, an extremely friendly person and very approachable and will get on with absolutely everybody! well, apart from narrow minded bigots! I would consider myself very openminded, nothing really shocks me, it may upset me and make me angry but doesn't shock! the vast tapestry of human living is much to be frowned at!! but each to their own and all that!! although I'm a firm believer and upholder of morals, values and decency, too many people are immoral, only out for themselves, stop being so selfish! I would say I think life's all one big merry go round, if it throws lemons at you, you make lemonade!! (or if limes, then you make lime jelly mmmmmm.....lime jelly!) We can stop and look around once in a while and appreciate life, we might miss something!!? In the grand scheme of things, we only get one life..don't miss the point! (if there is one?!) I like doing stupid/idiotic things, acting stupid, doing stupid dances, talking stupid, doing stupid accents, and mucking about! you have to, otherwise at the pearly gates, you don't have to say 'i spent my life in a strop' doesn't have the same ring to it as 'i spent my life laughing' does it??! I am not from round these ere parts ooh arrrh, oh no!! I am actually born in Peterborough and lived in a place called Spalding for a few years, in the land of farms, cows, church fetes, fields, sugarbeet, sheep, combines, tractors and well to do people! (what went wrong?!) well my dad moved to Rugby, thats what went wrong!! nice one dad! and I have a semi-famous great grandad his name was Herbert Farrow..whos that I hear u ask!!..he is the man that founded Farrows peas (you will find them on all good supermarket shelves!!) There u go one interesting fact/or not?!!!..... I can be miss contradiction, i'm mostly nice, sometimes i'm rude, mostly happy but can be moody, i'm a very passionate person but with some things i couldn't care less!! and can be a bit opinionated at times, all backed of course!! But, I'm a loyal and trustworthy friend! I have periods of having 'blonde' moments but mainly i'm on top of things, I have days of melancholy but days of clarity, but I think that's called being human?! I did one of these for the crack, its bizzarely accurate but make of it what you will?!...
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From Go-Quiz.com I do like to give everybody a chance, even if they are generally unliked by the majority! I believe everybody is like the way they are for many different reasons and if everybody tried to understand this there would be more people liking each other!!? u cant begrudge someone your friendship because u think they are too loud or shy, have an attitude problem, far too pretty or far too ugly!! fat, thin or enjoy eating their own hair, they are like that way for a reason, give them a chance they are more than likely a really nice person?! I dont like people that prejudge, its not fair!! (although i must admit, occasionally some people are just plain c***s, who are best avoided! (but, they are c**** for a reason i suppose!!?) I'm nice to everyone but if anyone takes the p*** then will probably wish they hadn't! Treating people how you would like to be treated is a good philosophy and if u make a mistake, learn from it, it can only make u a better person....... Im a fiancee to my gorgeous Ryan, I love him soo much he is my soulmate, we have an indescribable connection that is bizzarely odd and he is also as bizzarely odd as me which is why we are perfect together!! aahh! i'll be with him forever and ever!! He asked me to marry him last Valentines day and i said YES!! I can't wait to marry him and become Mrs Ryan (he too is sometimes nearly as mature as me? ;-)!!!!!xxx............. I have got a University Degree in Psychology (2:1 with honours if anyone is remotely interested?!) so I am extremely interested in how people work, how they tick, how they think and work inside and out, we are truely remarkable creatures and to understand why we do the things we do will be an endless mission!!! All that hard work i did to get that Degree is reflected in the fact that i work really hard as a fashion advisor for Topshop in my town?!!! I worked there for a couple of years back in 1992 when i was only 16/17! xx...... I am looking to get a serious job though..honest!!There you go you see, told you i'd keep it brief! xxxxxx Get Your Own! | View Slideshow MyGen Profile Generator
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To add me as a mate, send me a message or IM me, just plant a reet smackeroo in the middle of that ladys cheek up there^ she''l love it ;-) well lets see.. mmm what do i like??....!! partying, getting pickled,pissing around, people, puns!!

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| View | Add Favorite I like to joke around and piss about and generally have a good giggle! I'm a bit unconventional in a humour/outlook/opinions way, I do like to have my pennys worth and put the world to rights! some things just don't make sense! but then thats interesting I think?!..I like fashionable trendy things! borderline fashion victim but not quite! I love clothes and nice things for my house whenever I can afford! I'm trying to learn Spanish slowly!! I'm a bit of a health freak during the week, I go to the gym and eat anything colourful! My body is a small chapel during the week and a dumping ground at weekends, i'll throw in any old thing, you name it!!! just to even things out??!I have an interest in biololgical ethology, evolution and comparative psychology, I have a Bsc I found it that interesting! also, i find the 'grand scheme of things' overwhelming, therefore, very interesting and utterly amazing! the universe, stars, astronomy the utter vastness of it all and the insignificance of people as a whole!!!..biological ethology is basically, why we are here, how we got here, how we work and interact with each other as animals, cuz thats what we are at the end of the day! its very interesting and anyone who snubs it doesnt understand it and i wish they could! hope u dont find that boring?! I certainly don't!!! I think we are allowed to be nerdy over something!!!!.... I love my films especially eighties classics! You can see my list down there..good food and wine are up there, theres nout like a good meal and a good bottle of plonk! living extravagantly i'd love to do but only occasionally as too much of a good thing can make you complacent and unappreciative about life, me finks! I absolutely love to travel, don't do it often enough as i'd like but when i do its amazing! it really does broaden the mind! or expand it if you go to Ibiza!! ;-) I love all this too, take a butchers hook.....
| View | Add Favorite I love music, absolutely LOVE it, have done for years and years, all sorts of music from jazz, funk, soul and hip hop to drum and bass to elecronica house, but i am keen on funky soulful vocal tracks which give you goosebumps!.... However, here is some of the other stuff i like!!:::
| View | Add Favorite it really is food for the soul, it mends your wounds and changes your mood, here's a little taster of defected in the house @ effin perfecto muchos PACHA X!! ..
Get this video and more at MySpace.com..when you're next feelin melancholy whack a cd on and feel it change your mood!! I like reading, clubbin, stylish bars, nice clothes, watching property and home improvement programmes!!?(don't judge!) I love the sun , the sea and..Ibiza! (the funky side with the oversized sunglasses, the gayboys in flamboyant outfits?! the pretencious parades (perhaps they love themselves too much?!) and the cosmopolitian crowd! It's nice meeting new people, I love it, there's so much diversity out there it makes you realise just how rude the people in your home town can be?!! I actually think i have two sides..the side of me which loves to party, have fun, live, experience...and the other sensible side (?) which wonders and likes to ask why?? and sees life an alternative way?!! if you know what i mean??linz's list of random likes: ibiza, music, sunsets, I particularly enjoy perfecting the art of sarcasam, I love being sarcastic, its my favourite verbal spillage, it makes me laugh, even if i do say so myself and it certainly isnt the lowest form of wit in my eyes!! I love surreal comedy, summer nights, freshly cut grass,the smell of rain, looking up at the stars, friends, food, drink!! lots of!! chocolate, ferris beulers day off, bubble bath, New York, Amsterdam, Dublin, shopping, old black & white movies,lip gloss, going on days out, jaffa cakes,visiting Stately homes,the environment, saving the animals, gorillas, chimpanzees etc.... log fires on a cold winters night, city breaks, smiling at strangers and they smile back, feeling the music and dancing like noones watching,

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lie ins, meeting new people, woodland walks in the Autumn, throwing myself out of aeroplanes...erm, maybe not!? teaching overweight pigs the value of celery, slipping plums under petri dishes, laughing at people when they fall over, prime examples:
Funny Myspace pictures argueing with shopkeepers when they insist on charging you for kitkats!!? pickled red cabbage,vic reeves and bob mortimer, wondering why i have dozens of 'nearly finished' deodourant cans in my bathroom?! The smell of the countryside at dawn with the dew on the grass and the clean fresh air, candlelit bubblebaths, doing something really childish and silly in a public place so people stare at you with a look of astonishment or a half hearted grin on their face, being alone with your own thoughts, being in love and being loved, eating enough lindt chocolate to sink a large ship, having lots of really good friends that make you laugh and laughing till a little bit of wee comes out Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow /style

I'd like to meet:

Quirky people, professional mucker abouterers!(?)'they' of 'they said', the pepsi badger, vic reeves, Peter Kay, the man with the stick, Graham Lister, he is not work shy like Reeves, he is a real person like a doctor or dentist, here is Graham Lister presenting his 3 laughs from lard: Ken the talking dog, The Littlest Hobo, I wonder how he'd save my day??! Here they are!!!......
| View | Add Favorite my demons, cuz I tend to think about past things too much. big mistake, thats history! forget about it! ..mother nature, and the little tinker that stole clarence the cross eyed lions nose bleed pills, c'mon it's not fair!!!....on the other hand.....funloving non-serious people, who take life with a pinch (handful) of salt!! dreamers who have an alternative outlook and philosophy and who enjoy all the nicer things in life, like to occasionally partake in lifes pleasures i.e drinking, etc etc...;-)! eccentric jokers preferably with a screw loose or one short of a bakers dozen!? Free Myspace Pictures

Music:

Well well well, one of my favourite subjects!! funky house http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/RyanSalisbury/miami_8 0.jpgelectronica, soul, funk, jazz, breakbeat, hippity hop scott, just about most kinds of music actually but i don't do heavymetal, can't pick that one up!..

powered by frazy.com Today i shall be mostly listening to Defected in the house 'eivissa', you cant beat any uplifting house music associated with the white isle, subliminal, soulful,Hed Kandi rules man!

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i listen to that most days..instead of ranting on about how and why i love each and every one of these artists and genres i will just list them.... Stevie Wonder (an absolute legend)I absolutely love all of they all make life that little bit more special and these four legends( although a tad on the cheddery side!?) tell it all and give me goosebumps everytime x ..
Get this video and more at MySpace.com , James Brown, Lionel Richie (sad but i know all the words to all his songs!) Aretha Franklin, etc..all the 70's funky shit! Mr Scruff, Krafty Kuts, Why did the lion get lost.. cuz the jungle is massive!.. I love all the 80's breakdance stuff like grandmaster flash, de la soul, sugarhill gang, chaka khan, run dmc etc.....And some you might think dodgy but i like!!... simply red, (hate mick but love the group!) Phil Collins, Fleetwood mac, Duran Duran, The Police, Simon and Garfunkel ...told ya?!! I used to go raving in the early 90's and throughout and started on jungle to trance to Hed Kandi house, now i like the more funkier house, to funk, jazzy, vocal and soulful tunes!! a bit more chilled out than bang bang bang!! I do like the Arctic Monkeys though various other new bands!!...

Movies:

Ah ha! Another favorite subject, right, all my favourite films....., A Beautiful mind, Jacobs ladder, Full Metal Jacket, The Green mile, Anchorman, One flew over the cuckoos nest, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Love Honour and Obey, Dog Soldiers, The Godfather(s), Goodfellas, The Business STOP I WILL LET YOU SEE INSTEAD!!!! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Human Traffic, Resevior dogs, The Football Factory, Green Street,Ususal suspects, Sleepers, Shawshank Redemption, From dusk till dawn, Identity, Requiem for a dream, anything with Danny Dyer in it!!.......of Robert de Niro or christopher walken, or Christion Slater, or Al Pacino, Sean Pertwee!!...Gangster shit man!! Of course you gotta love lock stock! heres a little clip to feast your eyes on!: ..
Get this video and more at MySpace.com and of course snatch this is where bradders took out Gorgeous George with one blinder!! ..
Get this video and more at MySpace.com My all time favs have got to be the ultimate 80's classics.. Ferris Beulers day off, Back to the Futures, Breakdance, The Breakfast club, Pretty in Pink, The Outsiders, Rumble fish, The Goonies, Gremlins, ET oh the list could go on...

Television:

Is overrated but.. u know I said I like surreal comedy?..well check this out: Its the 'Mighty' Mighty Boosh..class The Mighty Boosh

Add to My Profile | More Videos Play Old Gregg Soundboard Game Play Free Fun Online Games at FunZac.com !I'm sorry, i have to be girly about this one!.. I loved Sex and the City, ER, Friends, Ally Mcbeal,i'm really getting quite annoyed with the way they are dragging LOST it's really getting on my nerves but i can't stop watching it, i think thats why!! quite clever?! Soccer AM, Futurama, Family Guy, Scrubs, My FAVOURITE comedians are Reeves and Mortimer!! " I smell beef... and it's toasted beef" " I don't know about you but about this time of night i like to stroke my vegetarian pet anteater called dave while eating a packet of shrivelled nuts" " be careful not to slip on loose muesli" so stupidly funny its unreal!! I adore surreal comedy its fuckin hilarious, it sure is a reet rib tickler! oh and watch this, its well funny!! ..
Get this video and more at MySpace.comOh and Peter Kay just tells it like it is man! hilarious! i love the O.C., Desperate housewives, I love The Sopranos!! it's back on..yeah!! tony rules!! shameless, Life on Mars, Lost, f***ing excellent! My favourite tv programmes as a kid were The Muppets! Bagpuss, and the Flumps!! Classics!...nature, house, space and science programmes.... Interesting documantaries a plenty! I know its sad but all sorts of things interest me!!

Books:

I have just read 'why men don't listen and women can't read maps'..god its a brill read! I strongly recommend it, it actually explains the differences between men and women in an evolutionary/biological way! ryan has even read it and he thinks its a right interesting read! it makes u understand alot more about yourself and each other! Sophies Choice, The Celestine Prophecy, The Naked Ape, The Human Zoo both by Desmond Morris, The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins, The Outsiders..theres some of the books a have read! all different!? i love reading science books, (boffy side!!) .. about Humans, Space, alternative living, philosophical stuff all shit like that you might find strange but im not keen on fiction really but i will read it if i think it might be funny!!! CHECK OUT BELOW ITS MY FAVOURITE PLACE! XXXX

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com lol!! These are just a few photos from eli's mad night in cocktail party.. but it was far from a civilised affair!!!!he he... Get Your Own! | View Slideshow