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BobBCNL.F.C.

Beaches,Mountains,Football stadiums,and Potatoes!!!!

About Me

I am a 34 year old (semi-)adult man,living in Barcelona,i am English,and used to live in the spawling metropolis that is Rugby!!,i am an inter-continental twister champion,keen meer-cat breeder,and budding stunt plane flyer,(Tues+fri afternoons only),i work as a confidence advisor..bedroom tactician to a 44 year old Catalunyan billionairess!!,i admit it is a tough job and Carmen can be a bit demanding sometimes,but someone has to do it!!!,it does help though living in a Castle,(Castell in Catalunyan!),the size of a small area of Pimpsville Pensylvania,with my own wing,bit pissed of with just the 6 bathrooms though,(strange thing is,i still get through all of the 14 toilet rolls that Carmen allocates me every week!!,Also,one dreary day in November,i was on the back of my pet Taun-Taun,Terry,(bad weather didn?t really bother him,it?s fuck all compared to the bitter wasteland conditions of the ice planet Hoth!!),when i came across a small stoat named Paul,and he told me a very old man was selling Pacers(old skool spearmint sweets!),on the corner of Shuntsville avenue/Browntown Street,but i had no cash on me,so we fucked off home!!,and had a game on me Sega Saturn,(shite as fook,compared to the playstation 7!,,,,,,,,,,,Oh,and i love the beach,and all the lovelies,that inhabit it,and make it so much more a "pleasant",experience!!,very civilised!!
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My Interests

All sports,dancing,beach parties,most music etc,blah,blah,blah,blah,etc..................Meeting absolute fuckin' nutters like this top captain!!!Two quality players,but 2 cheating Bastards!!!

I'd like to meet:

Women,football fans,(women)snowboarders,people who love good solid enjoyment on every level possible,people with a dry..different sense of humour,although any sense of humour is a plus,(there's too many boring..serious..afraid of expressing themselves type of people in this little world of ours!!!!!!!),thinkers,drinkers,(please no stinkers!!!,personal hygeine is a must,it's not hard is it?,even when travelling on the metro,here in BCN,to get away to other parts of the city away from the castle,on the stifling underground I DON'T SMELL!!!!!).Good people,with varied interests,Spanish millionairesses with small houses,and a private swimming pool or zoo!!!!26 YEAR OLD SEX BEASTS,FROM CALIFORNIAAAAY,NAME DOESN?T BOTHER ME BUT SOMETHING LIKE "BORDERLINE NYMPHO" WOULD DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh,and this pooch!!.. width="425" height="350" ..Get Your Own! | View SlideshowADD Rob cooper

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Music:

Hip-hop(total),dance musica,rock,heavy rock,pop,jive,2tone,sca,madam butterfly soundtrack(available on EMI recordings!),Rock IV sountrack,korn (flakes!),coco pops,sugar puffs(shit,sorry,started thinking about my brekky,ian brown,the mondays,metallica,andy cooper,DJs:-Laurent garnier,the tongmeister,coxy,krafty kuts,the chems,and lots more music,from the stranglers to blues-acid fusion with samples from argentian castle maintenance,(hammers,brick work falling,steak(obviously argentinian),being eaten,and LOTS OF SWEARING!!700" align="middle" data="http://widget-dc.slide.com/widgets/slideticker.swf" Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Movies:

Nice to watch(list coming very soon,when i can be arsed with 363673698 keysrokes of my keyboard,has voice recognition been invented yet,saying that has a hoverboard????????
Your Vampire Name Is...
Raphael of Babylon What's Your Vampire Name?

Television:

Satellite only,please.

Books:

Cabal,Henning Mankell books,Spanish for lovers,Needfull things,Collins English dictionry,more comprehensive List coming soon............,the karma sutra,(directors cu@t!),the basics of 360?s in Stunt flyers(lear jet pilots,FUCK OFF,YOU OVER PAID,LAP DOGS OF THE SHIT AND FAMOUS),TRY PULLING 6.3 G WHILE SMOKING A TAB.
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Heroes:

(In no particular order),Kenny Dalglish(legend),It's 30 years since Kenny Dalglish brought that wonderful touch, vision and hunger to Liverpool, and it seems like yesterday. Kenny Dalglish Week I remember well sitting in my London school-room looking at the newspaper pictures of Dalglish arriving at Anfield and marvelling at the fee - £440,000! It seemed a fortune, but of course it's three weeks' wages for some modern players. Before some Liverpool games in London, Dalglish and his team-mates would use our school playing fields to loosen up, and we would watch enthralled. Their training was classic "jumpers for goalposts'' football, the game at its most simple and beautiful, pass and move, technique and teamwork. This is the essence of Dalglish: he turned football's basics into an art-form. Dalglish never simply passed the ball; he guided it sweetly and accurately to grateful colleagues. The ball seemed to smile in Dalglish's company, knowing it would be appreciated and never wasted. Dalglish never simply backed into centre-halves and held the ball up; many strikers can do that but few possess both the physical strength to withstand the buffeting and the awareness of exactly when to release it. Dalglish had balance, timing, and tenacity. People enthuse about the beauty in Dalglish's game, but he was as hard as nails too. Talk to centre-halves from his era, and they confirm how this tough Scot could look after himself. Footballers do not come much more competitive. Ask anyone who has played golf with him. I once casually challenged Kenny to a game of table tennis and he blew me away with his forehand smashes and unbelievable will to win. A relaxed game of ping pong? No chance. Kenny seemed to think Olympic gold was at stake! Dalglish was a natural born winner - and he won in style. Any talk of Dalglish will always return to how King Kenny could entrance crowds. Seizing on many of Graeme Souness' inviting passes, Dalglish was brilliant at beating keepers in one-on-one situations, whether through a shot curled around the hapless keeper or through a dinked finish. That 1978 goal against Bruges was a classic, thrilling testament to Dalglish's composure in a pressure situation. Dalglish famously slid the ball through Ray Clemence's legs once when Scotland played England; people wondered whether Dalglish was deliberately trying to embarrass a club-mate, yet the nutmeg was simply the best way to place the ball into the back of the net. Probably only Jimmy Greaves could place a ball into the goal as well as Dalglish, and the great Scot offered far more outside the box, dovetailed superbly with Ian Rush. Kenny could play the creator and the executioner. Liverpool and Dalglish were a match made in heaven - and they joined forces at the perfect time. Kevin Keegan had moved on, and Dalglish was ready to leave Celtic. He was already an established Scottish international, with 47 caps to his name, so it was no surprise that he slotted in so easily. Within a year, Dalglish was a European champion. Dalglish is obsessed by "family'', whether flesh and blood or footballing. Outside those secure circles, Dalglish is careful about who he opens up to, but the "dour'' image is nonsense. Ask any of the many who have been on the receiving end of one of his wind-ups. Players who become managers often produce teams in direct contrast to their own playing style: think Alex Ferguson and George Graham. Dalglish was different; on becoming manager, his Liverpool sides embodied his love of the Beautiful Game. That 1987-88 side was arguably the most exciting in history, containing the pace and grace of John Barnes, the clever runs of Peter Beardsley and the goals of John Aldridge; no wonder they ran away with the title. A genius as a player, Dalglish proved a hugely successful manager - and he has never lost that touch of humility that makes him such a special person. Henry Winter is the Chief football writer for the Daily Telegraph.,in fact all Liverpool players of the 80's,England football team of 1966,some from the 80's,and 90's,Spider Man,David Icke(Coventry keeper&+self proclaimed messiah-"the royal family are all reptiles!!!",remember that one!!,+many,many more coming soon.